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I had a call from my bank today saying that I was £1,000.00 overdrawn.

I asked "What was my balance last week?".

The woman replied, "You were £1,000.00 in credit"

I replied "Did I phone you ?"

A little joke to cheer people up.

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I had a call from my bank today saying that I was £1,000.00 overdrawn.

I asked "What was my balance last week?".

The woman replied, "You were £1,000.00 in credit"

I replied "Did I phone you ?"

A little joke to cheer people up.

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I had a call from my bank today saying that I was £1,000.00 overdrawn.

I asked "What was my balance last week?".

The woman replied, "You were £1,000.00 in credit"

I replied "Did I phone you ?"

A little joke to cheer people up.

Always best second time around

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as they now have an asset of £1000...thats a sale to anyone else, I assume the call was to thank you.

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Not one of your best.

Got any others?

To annoy the bank, after they have dealt with whatever I called or went into the branch about they always ask :

"Is there anything else sir"

I reply:

"Yes, when is will you be having your money sale?"

The person serving me always has at least a smile.

Any other banking jokes?

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