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HOLA441

Noticed a steep rise in petrol today too.

Filled up the brat-carrier at asda on monday (think it was £1.19 a litre for unleaded), cost £53 to fill her up (mpv car - like a citreon picasso).

Driving around today, noticed unleaded at £1.25 and £1.30.... christ on a crutch.

... will be interesting to note how much to fill her up costs next time :blink:

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Noticed a steep rise in petrol today too.

Filled up the brat-carrier at asda on monday (think it was £1.19 a litre for unleaded), cost £53 to fill her up (mpv car - like a citreon picasso).

Driving around today, noticed unleaded at £1.25 and £1.30.... christ on a crutch.

... will be interesting to note how much to fill her up costs next time :blink:

.... put a postcard in the local newsagents window...driving into town on Monday 9am room for a couple of passengers please call........to book places . ;)

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Hmm...rather a costly lifestyle I'd say. The best protest is to vote with your feet. Just refuse to play their game. Eg:

Diesel: ditch the car and get a bicycle, or a moped/scooter if you need to go longer distances.

Cigs: smoke less, cut them out, change to roll ups or a pipe, grow your own baccy or get it on a booze cruise.

Roll and coffee in a cafe: get a thermos and a tupperware sandwich box.

Loaf of bread: invest in a breadmaking machine.

Death seems an increasingly attractive proposition

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The Chinese will all be buying cars while we'll be buying mopeds and bicycles. All part of the great West to East wealth transfer.

Oh dear Lord. :blink:

:unsure: Maybe I should learn Chinese and emigrate there. How much does a typical 2 bedroom apartment cost in Shanghai? ;)

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Death seems an increasingly attractive proposition

Only is you dont have flowers and a buffet :-)

Funeral VAT liability:

Selling coffins, urns, shrouds or embalming fluid

Standard-rated (unless provided by an undertaker as part of a funeral package – see paragraph 3.1)

Flowers, wreaths, announcement cards and other commemorative items

Standard-rated

Newspaper announcements

Standard-rated

Hire of hearse with driver from one undertaker to another

Exempt

Hire of limousine with driver from one undertaker to another for the transport of mourners as part of the funeral

Exempt

Hire of vehicle with driver to an undertaker by someone who is not an undertaker

Standard-rated

The hire of a hearse or limousine without a driver

Standard-rated

Catering

Standard-rated (see Notice 709/3 Hotels and holiday accommodation)

Fees payable to Registrars for certified copies of death certificates

Outside the scope of VAT

Fees payable to churches for ministers' services

Outside the scope of VAT

Orders of service for use in funeral commemorative services

Zero-rated (see Notice 701/10 Printed and similar matter)

Agency services

Standard-rated

Services aimed at checking customer satisfaction

Standard-rated

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Only is you dont have flowers and a buffet :-)

Funeral VAT liability:

Selling coffins, urns, shrouds or embalming fluid

Standard-rated (unless provided by an undertaker as part of a funeral package – see paragraph 3.1)

Flowers, wreaths, announcement cards and other commemorative items

Standard-rated

Newspaper announcements

Standard-rated

Hire of hearse with driver from one undertaker to another

Exempt

Hire of limousine with driver from one undertaker to another for the transport of mourners as part of the funeral

Exempt

Hire of vehicle with driver to an undertaker by someone who is not an undertaker

Standard-rated

The hire of a hearse or limousine without a driver

Standard-rated

Catering

Standard-rated (see Notice 709/3 Hotels and holiday accommodation)

Fees payable to Registrars for certified copies of death certificates

Outside the scope of VAT

Fees payable to churches for ministers' services

Outside the scope of VAT

Orders of service for use in funeral commemorative services

Zero-rated (see Notice 701/10 Printed and similar matter)

Agency services

Standard-rated

Services aimed at checking customer satisfaction

Standard-rated

and emptying your cesspit or septic tank .........o% vat ...no shit ! priceless

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