goldilocksporridge Posted December 31, 2010 Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 Get a bit fed up listening to same tired new years resolutions - why is it people make it some sort all consuming struggle for the rest of their lives to stop over eating, drinking, smoking and take a bit of regular exercise. Is just me or are we becoming a nation of pathetic weak willed people who can't make it through day without overeating, smoking ourselves to death, and boozing. Smokers - Just bloody stop being stupid and don't smoke. Fatties - Stop over eating, eat less food and exercise. Unfit - stop watching tv/net and take some regular exercise Boozers - don't drink so much Link to post Share on other sites
Wahoo Posted December 31, 2010 Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 Get a bit fed up listening to same tired new years resolutions - why is it people make it some sort all consuming struggle for the rest of their lives to stop over eating, drinking, smoking and take a bit of regular exercise. Is just me or are we becoming a nation of pathetic weak willed people who can't make it through day without overeating, smoking ourselves to death, and boozing. Smokers - Just bloody stop being stupid and don't smoke. Fatties - Stop over eating, eat less food and exercise. Unfit - stop watching tv/net and take some regular exercise Boozers - don't drink so much I'm gonna drink heaps more, shag more, grow more, argue more, and stuff myself. So stuff you..... Link to post Share on other sites
porca misèria Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 I resolve not to make any dumb resolutions. Link to post Share on other sites
Frank Hovis Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 It's so obviously the absolute worst time of year to make resolutions. Your body has just become attuned to vast amounts of food and drink and it's cold and wet outside. People should make them on 1 July. Link to post Share on other sites
200p Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Pathetic people are excellent to profit from. Invest in tobacco. Muahahah --- 2011 Be evil and be rewarded. Link to post Share on other sites
davedavies Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 It's so obviously the absolute worst time of year to make resolutions. Your body has just become attuned to vast amounts of food and drink and it's cold and wet outside. People should make them on 1 July. March is a good time to start. Weather starting to pick up and you can lose 20lbs by the end of April just in time for another BBQ Summer... Link to post Share on other sites
ccc Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 I really cannot be bothered with the usual influx at the pool. Will commence next week. Bunch of splashers creating queues in the lanes. Link to post Share on other sites
winkie Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Resolution for change....the only resolution that is guaranteed to come to pass every year. Link to post Share on other sites
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