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Twas Christmas Eve In The Workhouse. Not.

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And A Happy Jobless Recovery To You All

'Tis Christmas Eve on benefits

Pray allow our winter fuel!

We've skimmed and scrounged the whole year hard

Be kindly with your gruel

Give succour, social workers

Bring child care and feast

To all asylum seekers

That diversity can outreach

There's not a job between us

No council taxes ne'er

Our poor CVs are empty

Our tax returns are bare

Our poor mums are all single

Our mansions from charity

Our pauper bairns are doomed to grow

Up in Highgate and Chelsea

So come on, pass the pudding

While the migrants work the tea

Let your taxes do us credit

On this Eve of Recovery!

( Now it's your turn . . . )

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And A Happy Jobless Recovery To You All

'Tis Christmas Eve on benefits

Pray allow our winter fuel!

We've skimmed and scrounged the whole year hard

Be kindly with your gruel

Give succour, social workers

Bring child care and feast

To all asylum seekers

That diversity can outreach

There's not a job between us

No council taxes ne'er

Our poor CVs are empty

Our tax returns are bare

Our poor mums are all single

Our mansions from charity

Our pauper bairns are doomed to grow

Up in Highgate and Chelsea

So come on, pass the pudding

While the migrants work the tea

Let your taxes do us credit

On this Eve of Recovery!

( Now it's your turn . . . )

Too late in this day for a reply to beat that :) Merry christmas to you and yours.

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  • 312 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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