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A second edition of my Christmas Carol for all you HPCers, seeing as the first one coincided with most HPCers being absent with last minute Xmas shopping (I put a lot of work into this thing, damned if I'm letting it fall into obscurity that easily!). Thanks to Unemployed Youth for his contribution...

On the first day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

A mortgage with a low LTV!

On the second day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the third day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the fourth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the fifth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Five gold sov'reigns!!!!!

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the sixth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns,

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the seventh day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Seven Trillion sterlings sinking,

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns,

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the eighth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Eight thousand estate agents closing,

Seven Trillion sterlings sinking,

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns,

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

A mortgage with a low LTV!

On the ninth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Nine Eurozone members death-dancing,

Eight thousand estate agents closing,

Seven Trillion sterlings sinking,

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns,

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the tenth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Ten thousand landlords a leaping (off something tall!),

Nine Eurozone members death-dancing,

Eight thousand estate agents closing,

Seven Trillion sterlings sinking,

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns,

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Eleven nations rioting,

Ten thousand landlords a leaping (off something tall!),

Nine Eurozone members death-dancing,

Eight thousand estate agents closing,

Seven Trillion sterlings sinking,

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns,

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Twelve trillion dollars dying,

Eleven nations rioting,

Ten thousand landlords a leaping (off something tall!),

Nine Eurozone members death-dancing,

Eight thousand estate agents closing,

Seven Trillion sterlings sinking,

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns!!!!!

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

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A second edition of my Christmas Carol for all you HPCers, seeing as the first one coincided with most HPCers being absent with last minute Xmas shopping (I put a lot of work into this thing, damned if I'm letting it fall into obscurity that easily!). Thanks to Unemployed Youth for his contribution...

On the first day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

A mortgage with a low LTV!

On the second day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the third day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the fourth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the fifth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Five gold sov'reigns!!!!!

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the sixth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns,

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the seventh day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Seven Trillion sterlings sinking,

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns,

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the eighth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Eight thousand estate agents closing,

Seven Trillion sterlings sinking,

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns,

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

A mortgage with a low LTV!

On the ninth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Nine Eurozone members death-dancing,

Eight thousand estate agents closing,

Seven Trillion sterlings sinking,

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns,

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the tenth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Ten thousand landlords a leaping (off something tall!),

Nine Eurozone members death-dancing,

Eight thousand estate agents closing,

Seven Trillion sterlings sinking,

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns,

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Eleven nations rioting,

Ten thousand landlords a leaping (off something tall!),

Nine Eurozone members death-dancing,

Eight thousand estate agents closing,

Seven Trillion sterlings sinking,

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns,

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Twelve trillion dollars dying,

Eleven nations rioting,

Ten thousand landlords a leaping (off something tall!),

Nine Eurozone members death-dancing,

Eight thousand estate agents closing,

Seven Trillion sterlings sinking,

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns!!!!!

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

Well done sir, truly outstanding!

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A second edition of my Christmas Carol for all you HPCers, seeing as the first one coincided with most HPCers being absent with last minute Xmas shopping (I put a lot of work into this thing, damned if I'm letting it fall into obscurity that easily!). Thanks to Unemployed Youth for his contribution...

On the first day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

A mortgage with a low LTV!

On the second day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the third day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the fourth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the fifth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Five gold sov'reigns!!!!!

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the sixth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns,

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the seventh day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Seven Trillion sterlings sinking,

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns,

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the eighth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Eight thousand estate agents closing,

Seven Trillion sterlings sinking,

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns,

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

A mortgage with a low LTV!

On the ninth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Nine Eurozone members death-dancing,

Eight thousand estate agents closing,

Seven Trillion sterlings sinking,

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns,

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the tenth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Ten thousand landlords a leaping (off something tall!),

Nine Eurozone members death-dancing,

Eight thousand estate agents closing,

Seven Trillion sterlings sinking,

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns,

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Eleven nations rioting,

Ten thousand landlords a leaping (off something tall!),

Nine Eurozone members death-dancing,

Eight thousand estate agents closing,

Seven Trillion sterlings sinking,

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns,

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

my true love sent to me

Twelve trillion dollars dying,

Eleven nations rioting,

Ten thousand landlords a leaping (off something tall!),

Nine Eurozone members death-dancing,

Eight thousand estate agents closing,

Seven Trillion sterlings sinking,

Six stock markets sufferin'-a-slaying,

Five gold sov'reigns!!!!!

Four sovereign defaults,

Three-figure biflation,

Too high-house prices crashed,

And a mortgage with a low LTV!

pure poetry :D

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