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Wikileaks Has Somrthing Really Juicy On Santa

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Alice Fink, 12, from Washington, USA,  said: "Julian Assange from WikiLeaks spoiled my Christmas. I was so looking forward to unwrapping my presents. Now I know what I'm getting. What an utter, utter, utter, *******."

I'm getting two pieces of coal and a satsuma! I thought I'd been nice this year!

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  • 3 years later...

Did Assange ever tells us what was on those CDs about which politicians, bankers and celebs were allegedly keeping their money in banks accounts in places like Luxembourg, Switzerland, etc?

I seem to recall lots of implied things that we never heard any more about?

Insurance.aes256 you mean? Was it the US diplomatic stuff that they published anyway?

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Shhhhhhh. Don't tell anyone this but I heard a whisper that he may not actually exist.

Anyone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas invariably has a very good reason: they were so naughty when they were little that FC never came, so no wonder they don't believe in him.

So I told my daughter when she was only 5 and some wretched adult misery thought to 'enlighten' her.

Worked like a dream.

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What do you think it is?

You can avoid getting ripped off paying for a letter to Santa cos RM do one free

Santa is extremely busy at the North Pole, making sure all the presents, including yours, are ready and wrapped for Christmas Eve.

It’s a very exciting time for all; Rudolph and Santa can’t wait to land at your home with all your gifts. Rudolph is especially looking forward to eating the carrots you kindly leave and maybe a mince pie for Santa…

To ensure Santa receives your letter on time please can you send to the following address:

Santa/Father Christmas,

Santa’s Grotto,



Santa will respond to as many letters as possible, in between getting the sleigh ready for the long journey on Christmas Eve.

To receive your card back from Santa, please make sure you write to him using the correct address on a stamped envelope. Don't forget Santa needs to know your full name and address to reply.

Santa is happy to receive your cards and letters now but because of a very busy Xmas ahead could you please write to him by no later than Saturday 6th December.

Be good and enjoy your holidays,



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