Killer Bunny Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 What do you think it is? Link to post Share on other sites
interestrateripoff Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 What do you think it is? He likes children? Link to post Share on other sites
200p Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Hes a paediatrician! Stone him! We don't want no paedos round ere! Link to post Share on other sites
OnlyMe Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 He wears a red dress? Link to post Share on other sites
Pent Up Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Alice Fink, 12, from Washington, USA, said: "Julian Assange from WikiLeaks spoiled my Christmas. I was so looking forward to unwrapping my presents. Now I know what I'm getting. What an utter, utter, utter, *******." I'm getting two pieces of coal and a satsuma! I thought I'd been nice this year! Link to post Share on other sites
OnlyMe Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 He's really a lady but was chucked out of the circus for misbehaviour. No way that's santa that's the Bernanke before the hair loss and bresat reduction. Link to post Share on other sites
Pent Up Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 I thought Cheryl Cole actually. +1 But much improved! Link to post Share on other sites
brianc_li Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Shhhhhhh. Don't tell anyone this but I heard a whisper that he may not actually exist. Link to post Share on other sites
Reck B Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Shhhhhhh. Don't tell anyone this but I heard a whisper that he may not actually exist. You *******. *cries* Link to post Share on other sites
Wahoo Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Secret Santa? Link to post Share on other sites
Normal Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 What do you think it is? I assume you mean this... Link to post Share on other sites
Badger Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 He's really a lady but was chucked out of the circus for misbehaviour. I think I probably still would Link to post Share on other sites
Tiger Woods? Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 I assume you mean this... I haven't received anything from Santa since about the time I started looking at porn.Clearly he has been sniffing my packets. Hope the AGW crowd are correct and the whole bl**dy North Pole melts. Bah! Humbug! Link to post Share on other sites
The Masked Tulip Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Did Assange ever tells us what was on those CDs about which politicians, bankers and celebs were allegedly keeping their money in banks accounts in places like Luxembourg, Switzerland, etc? I seem to recall lots of implied things that we never heard any more about? Link to post Share on other sites
blobloblob Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Did Assange ever tells us what was on those CDs about which politicians, bankers and celebs were allegedly keeping their money in banks accounts in places like Luxembourg, Switzerland, etc? I seem to recall lots of implied things that we never heard any more about? Insurance.aes256 you mean? Was it the US diplomatic stuff that they published anyway? Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs Bear Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Shhhhhhh. Don't tell anyone this but I heard a whisper that he may not actually exist. Anyone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas invariably has a very good reason: they were so naughty when they were little that FC never came, so no wonder they don't believe in him. So I told my daughter when she was only 5 and some wretched adult misery thought to 'enlighten' her. Worked like a dream. Link to post Share on other sites
Battenberg Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 I thought it was that he comes once and year and when he does he fills a sack. Link to post Share on other sites
SarahBell Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 What do you think it is? You can avoid getting ripped off paying for a letter to Santa cos RM do one free Santa is extremely busy at the North Pole, making sure all the presents, including yours, are ready and wrapped for Christmas Eve. It’s a very exciting time for all; Rudolph and Santa can’t wait to land at your home with all your gifts. Rudolph is especially looking forward to eating the carrots you kindly leave and maybe a mince pie for Santa… To ensure Santa receives your letter on time please can you send to the following address: Santa/Father Christmas, Santa’s Grotto, Reindeerland, XM4 5HQ Santa will respond to as many letters as possible, in between getting the sleigh ready for the long journey on Christmas Eve. To receive your card back from Santa, please make sure you write to him using the correct address on a stamped envelope. Don't forget Santa needs to know your full name and address to reply. Santa is happy to receive your cards and letters now but because of a very busy Xmas ahead could you please write to him by no later than Saturday 6th December. Be good and enjoy your holidays, Santa http://www.royalmail.com/letters-to-santa Link to post Share on other sites
thecrashingisles Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Did Conchita Wurst get the idea from this thread? Link to post Share on other sites
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