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Banks tighten lending as Foreclosures surge

Both are very likely next year IMHO

This one in perticular is something im expecting, credit will be reigned in which in itself can exagertate the tightening.

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First we had LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION

then we had REPOSESSION, REPOSESSION, REPOPOSESSION

and finally we have NEGIOTIATION,  NEGIOTIATION,  NEGIOTIATION.

for example: Asking price 200K...I'll give you 100K...okay I'll take it!..and I want your car and weekend with your mrs...ok, you drive a hard bargain.

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Estate Agents Queueing at JobCentre

"We've set up a make-shift campsite for them" says employee. "But it's OK, another government department is desperate for workers in their asbestos removal programme for older public residential housing."

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Self Certification Mortages stopped, House prices crash overnight.

Economy saved as new homeowners have enough left to spend.

The decline in public spending is abated as the cost of living falls to normal levels

The country finally learns its last lesson about "free money"

Prime Minister Gordon Ramsey states that there will never be another housing boom.

Gordon Brown getting beaten in Prison..

Rumours of brutal rape

Tony Blair Flees the country..

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Judith Wilson Admits Buy-To-Let Was a Pyramid Scheme

Judith Wilson, once the godmother of the BTL industry in the UK, has gone on record as saying that she and Fergus had disposed of their entire portfolio between 2003 and 2005.

The couple are planning a quiet retirement on an island far away from England.

Says Mrs Wilson: "How anyone thought the biggest housing pyramid in history would stand is a complete mystery to us. We're just glad we're out."

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DUNROAMIN WINS LOTTERY

(eek - there's me being a greedy human again ....)

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ASHES TO ASHES

Cricketers wives MEW multiples bring on housing recovery

Girlfriends and wives of our ashes heroes set to spend spend spend

No penthouse available BMV

Go it girls ! It's for England !

B)B)B)B)B)B)

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  • 301 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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