interestrateripoff Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3249916/Scrounger-dads-baby-tally-hits-17.html Too unfit to work but apparently his sex life hasn't suffered. As he's only 25 he could easily hit maybe 40 kids before he's 30. Previously this sort of thing was reserved for Royalty with plenty of concubines, now anyone can have a double decker full of kids. Edit to add: The other additions are being denied by bad back man. http://www.geneamusings.com/2006/07/world-records-for-number-of-children.html Most children fathered. The most prolific father of all time is believed to be the last Sharifian Emperor of Morocco, Mulai Ismail (1646-1727). In 1703 he had at least 342 daughters and 525 sons and by 1721 he was reputed to have 700 male descendents. He's got some way to go to top the Emperor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossybabe Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 http://www.thesun.co...ly-hits-17.html Too unfit to work but apparently his sex life hasn't suffered. As he's only 25 he could easily hit maybe 40 kids before he's 30. Previously this sort of thing was reserved for Royalty with plenty of concubines, now anyone can have a double decker full of kids. Edit to add: The other additions are being denied by bad back man. http://www.geneamusi...f-children.html He's got some way to go to top the Emperor. Feck - can you imagine what they'd be raking in in benefits if he did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6538 Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 I think I can spot his secret - don't be too picky!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt Barlow Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3249916/Scrounger-dads-baby-tally-hits-17.html Too unfit to work but apparently his sex life hasn't suffered. As he's only 25 he could easily hit maybe 40 kids before he's 30. Previously this sort of thing was reserved for Royalty with plenty of concubines, now anyone can have a double decker full of kids. Edit to add: The other additions are being denied by bad back man. http://www.geneamusings.com/2006/07/world-records-for-number-of-children.html He's got some way to go to top the Emperor. Thanks for that - here I am siting in my yard under the glorious winter sunshine. That story sums up all the reasons why I left the UK. I am seriously thinking of converting so I can get residency where I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffneck Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 DM has pics of all the birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6538 Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 DM has pics of all the birds. What a collection of complete and utter mingers. Anyone with even half a brain would be seriously worried about letting their knob anywhere near any of them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossybabe Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 What a collection of complete and utter mingers. Anyone with even half a brain would be seriously worried about letting their knob anywhere near any of them! He's obviously god's gift to fat birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waitingandsaving Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 If he's got 17 kids, and has to give a generous £5 to each of them as part of child support, then that's £85/week, which leaves him with about £25/week to live on - or do they mean he pays £5 per week to cover all 17 kids?! It's people like this that make me firmly believe that anyone going to a Jeremy Kyle TV show (both audience and participants) should be sterilized as they walk through the doors (some kind of radiation treatment would do the job, I'm sure) to the studio. For some reason, it's believed to be inhumane, and against their human rights... it'd save an awful lot of bother though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Allegro Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 He met three of his 'birds' at bus stops. It might be worth giving him a car as well as all his other benefits. (on the other hand he'd probably only use it for 'Rita Sue and Bob too' activities....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libspero Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 Thanks for that - here I am siting in my yard under the glorious winter sunshine. That story sums up all the reasons why I left the UK. I am seriously thinking of converting so I can get residency where I am. Where are you these days Kurt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveat Mortgagor Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 He's obviously god's gift to fat birds. Bad back and dodgy eyesight! Should have gone to specsavers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darwin Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 What a bunch of munters. Him included. Definitely from the shallow end of the gene pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Sadman Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 Judge in the US recently sentenced some guy with a dozen or so children to prison for not paying child support. He said 'Animals breed, humans nuture' couldnt have put it better myself. It disgusts me that its considered acceptible for the taxpayer to effectively play father to children. Id happily put all fathers who dont foot the bills of their spawn in jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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