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Duff Now Up To 17 Kids, Seems A Bad Back Doesn't Effect His Sex Life

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3249916/Scrounger-dads-baby-tally-hits-17.html

Too unfit to work but apparently his sex life hasn't suffered.

As he's only 25 he could easily hit maybe 40 kids before he's 30. Previously this sort of thing was reserved for Royalty with plenty of concubines, now anyone can have a double decker full of kids.

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The other additions are being denied by bad back man.

http://www.geneamusings.com/2006/07/world-records-for-number-of-children.html

Most children fathered.

The most prolific father of all time is believed to be the last Sharifian Emperor of Morocco, Mulai Ismail (1646-1727). In 1703 he had at least 342 daughters and 525 sons and by 1721 he was reputed to have 700 male descendents.

He's got some way to go to top the Emperor.

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Too unfit to work but apparently his sex life hasn't suffered.

As he's only 25 he could easily hit maybe 40 kids before he's 30. Previously this sort of thing was reserved for Royalty with plenty of concubines, now anyone can have a double decker full of kids.

Edit to add:

The other additions are being denied by bad back man.

http://www.geneamusi...f-children.html

He's got some way to go to top the Emperor.

Feck - can you imagine what they'd be raking in in benefits if he did?ph34r.gif

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3249916/Scrounger-dads-baby-tally-hits-17.html

Too unfit to work but apparently his sex life hasn't suffered.

As he's only 25 he could easily hit maybe 40 kids before he's 30. Previously this sort of thing was reserved for Royalty with plenty of concubines, now anyone can have a double decker full of kids.

Edit to add:

The other additions are being denied by bad back man.

http://www.geneamusings.com/2006/07/world-records-for-number-of-children.html

He's got some way to go to top the Emperor.

Thanks for that - here I am siting in my yard under the glorious winter sunshine. That story sums up all the reasons why I left the UK. I am seriously thinking of converting so I can get residency where I am.

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DM has pics of all the birds.

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What a collection of complete and utter mingers. Anyone with even half a brain would be seriously worried about letting their knob anywhere near any of them!

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What a collection of complete and utter mingers. Anyone with even half a brain would be seriously worried about letting their knob anywhere near any of them!

He's obviously god's gift to fat birds.

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If he's got 17 kids, and has to give a generous £5 to each of them as part of child support, then that's £85/week, which leaves him with about £25/week to live on - or do they mean he pays £5 per week to cover all 17 kids?!

It's people like this that make me firmly believe that anyone going to a Jeremy Kyle TV show (both audience and participants) should be sterilized as they walk through the doors (some kind of radiation treatment would do the job, I'm sure) to the studio. For some reason, it's believed to be inhumane, and against their human rights... it'd save an awful lot of bother though.

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Thanks for that - here I am siting in my yard under the glorious winter sunshine. That story sums up all the reasons why I left the UK. I am seriously thinking of converting so I can get residency where I am.

Where are you these days Kurt?

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Judge in the US recently sentenced some guy with a dozen or so children to prison for not paying child support.

He said 'Animals breed, humans nuture'

couldnt have put it better myself. It disgusts me that its considered acceptible for the taxpayer to effectively play father to children. Id happily put all fathers who dont foot the bills of their spawn in jail.

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