Wahoo Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 The King of 'Christmas Turkeys' has gone. Just when we thought inflation was getting under-control. I'm not one to panic, but I'm getting my bird now, before everyone wants one. Boootifull What a selfish man to do this, just before christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Monk Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Call me a Conspiracy Theorist but I find it highly suspicious that he died on Thanksgiving Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daltski Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Fowl play? He is due to be cremated next Wednesday at 3pm, Gas Mark 6 for 3 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xux42 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 He is due to be cremated next Wednesday at 3pm, Gas Mark 6 for 3 hours It will be a funeral with all the trimmings that's for certain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unexpected Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 How can you lot joke at such a time when it must feel like the sky is falling to his family and friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daltski Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 How can you lot joke at such a time when it must feel like the sky is falling to his family and friends? You're right, in fact I'm going to go to his funeral to pay my respects. It should be good, I hear The Cranberries are playing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longtomsilver Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 How can you lot joke at such a time when it must feel like the sky is falling to his family and friends? Chicken Little ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unexpected Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Chicken Little ? Good to see someone was keeping abreast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Monk Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Bernard Matthews started his empire in Norfolk from scratch, in the early days of trading he could count the number of turkeys he had on one hand. Six. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsino Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Now he's gone his company will soon be gobbled up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porca misèria Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I'm not one to panic, but I'm getting my bird now, before everyone wants one. Processed with lots of salt and other preservatives and vacuum-packed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffy666 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 He is due to be cremated next Wednesday at 3pm, Gas Mark 6 for 3 hours Well, if his last wish is carried out, the next few batches of Turkey Twizzlers will taste a bit different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Democorruptcy Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 The article doesn't say what knocked the stuffing out of him? What was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Bernard Matthews started his empire in Norfolk from scratch, in the early days of trading he could count the number of turkeys he had on one hand. Six. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cica Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 His will is substantial baste on what I've heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveat Mortgagor Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Best before 25/11/2010. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack's Creation Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 The article doesn't say what knocked the stuffing out of him? What was it? Chicken pox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonBrownSpentMyFuture Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 at the sad news of Bernard's death. at the characteristic HPC deference towards such sad news. Dutiful. Really dutiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singlemalt Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Chicken pox or bird flu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsino Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 or bird flu or thrush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singlemalt Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 In fairness to Mr Matthews he was from a small crop of entrepreneur that the UK urgently needs to get us out of the guano that we're in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomwatkins Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 In fairness to Mr Matthews he was from a small crop of entrepreneur that the UK urgently needs to get us out of the guano that we're in. Yea but but when he started it was easier to get a leg up. Nowadays some bigger firm would have gobbled him up early on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longtomsilver Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 In fairness to Mr Matthews he was from a small crop of entrepreneur that the UK urgently needs to get us out of the guano that we're in. Agreed we need more like him. No fancy tech bubbles or securitisation of sound industries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I hope the church is well-heated for the funeral. It would be regrettable if the parson's nose was cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomwatkins Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Seriously folks, being in the US for Turkey Day I missed the news on this. I just followed this thread and my American missus caught me almost on the floor laughing that much. We really are sick bast@rds us Brits. She read every one and didn't raise a titter. Gotta get back to Blighty soon, I really have. The Yanks have no sense of humour (or is it humor, I forget?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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