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"the Monkey" Revealed ....

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Buckingham Palace has finally admitted that a senior royal, who wishes

to remain nameless, has been addicted to running a forum purporting

to be for people who believe (or not) that house prices will shortly crash.

A sopkesperson divulged today,

"Yes, it has been painful but denial is over."

Apparently, the senior royal has spent up to 18 hours a day posting

messages under hundreds of alter-egos squabbling with himself

about whether prices will go up or down. Many of the posts are quite

incomprehensible, speaking in code of "STRs" and FTBs" and "VIs".

Now in therapy, the royal has cancelled all engagements and is being

consoled by someone who looks startlingly similar to his own prime

charachter, called.... "The Monkey."

It seems that very few people have actually read the posts as they

were, without exception, written by himself (including this one).

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