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Petrol Retailers Association director Ray Holloway said there was no

panic-buying or shortage of fuel and confirmed that there was no

price rise and that fuel is as cheap as it was when he was a lad.

"I am urging the Government to immediately bring home to the public

how cheap fuel is by forcing them to buy a tankful at a time," he spluttered.

"People just will keep pretending that prices have gone up. This is my way

of making sure the public do not repeat such monstrous lies in the future."

Mr Gordon Brown has agreed to Mr Holloway's suggestion and is considering

widening the principle to other fiscal areas such as Council Tax....

"pay five years in advance, or go to prison"....

Housing ..... no single purchases from April 2006.... everyone must

buy two houses at a time.....

and University fees.... students must pay for ten years tuition, whether

they use it or not.

Mr Brown intends to stand for the PM's job as soon as Mr Blair manages

to stop laughing.

Edited by justanewbie

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  • 301 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?

      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%

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