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Pizza Express Sex Scandal

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Oh come on, I know house prices are ridiculous and he can't get her round to his parents house. But come on!

Unless they were drunk (he won't be able to get up anyway), they ARE FULLY CONSCIOUS PEOPLE CAN SEE THEM !!!

I smell PR stunt!

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Thank you.

If you are ever in Manchester, I would offer to take you out for pizza.

Now I think about it and completely unconnected to juvenal, there was a piece of breakfast tv fluff recently about P Express staff getting social skills training to help them 'connect' (flirt) with punters.

Back to the drawing board with that plan...

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Oh come on, I know house prices are ridiculous and he can't get her round to his parents house. But come on!

Unless they were drunk (he won't be able to get up anyway), they ARE FULLY CONSCIOUS PEOPLE CAN SEE THEM !!!

I smell PR stunt!

Photo's not really good enough to see if it's a cunning stunt , or not.

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I didn't realise they also did protein shakes :rolleyes:

When I worked at sainsburys, I rememeber walking outside after a christmas party to see two members of staff going at it next in front of a cash machine, he has his trousers around his ankles pizza express style! They never lived that one down at work!

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I didn't realise they also did protein shakes  :rolleyes:

When I worked at sainsburys, I rememeber walking outside after a christmas party to see two members of staff going at it next in front of a cash machine, he has his trousers around his ankles pizza express style! They never lived that one down at work!

At least it wasn't at the slice meat counter, they could have got behind in their work.

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At least it wasn't at the slice meat counter, they could have got behind in their work.

Man goes to doctors. "I've got this embarassing problem doctor, I work at a pickle factory and have this uncontrolable urge to stride accross the factory floor and stick my knob in the gherkin slicer"

Doc is shocked and hurredly hands him a prescription. "Here take these, they should control your urges"

Man goes back to the doctor several days later. "Doc, I took them pils but they didn't work and I went and put by dick in the gherkin slicer"

"Bloody hell" says the doctor. "I'd better check the damage"

Man drops his pants and the doctor takes a look. "I don't get it" he replies "Everything's ok, there's no damage". "Tell me", he says, "what happened to the gherkin slicer".

Man replies, "Oh.....she got the sack!" :lol::lol::lol:

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  • 246 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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