juvenal Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3201365/Pizza-Sexpress-pair-in-deep-pan-trouble.html She looks as if her backside is on the condiments cupboard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Liebenstein Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 http://www.thesun.co...an-trouble.html She looks as if her backside is on the condiments cupboard... Remind me not to eat the Sloppy Giuseppe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrashedOutAndBurned Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 If they get sacked they could just open a Pizza Slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200p Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Oh come on, I know house prices are ridiculous and he can't get her round to his parents house. But come on! Unless they were drunk (he won't be able to get up anyway), they ARE FULLY CONSCIOUS PEOPLE CAN SEE THEM !!! I smell PR stunt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
200p Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 What's this white stringy stuff on my pizza? Er, isn't mozzeralla supposed to be yellow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19 year mortgage 8itch Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3201365/Pizza-Sexpress-pair-in-deep-pan-trouble.html She looks as if her backside is on the condiments cupboard... You are easily the lowest brow highbrow on HPC. I like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted October 29, 2010 Author Share Posted October 29, 2010 You are easily the lowest brow highbrow on HPC. I like that Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19 year mortgage 8itch Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Thank you. If you are ever in Manchester, I would offer to take you out for pizza. Now I think about it and completely unconnected to juvenal, there was a piece of breakfast tv fluff recently about P Express staff getting social skills training to help them 'connect' (flirt) with punters. Back to the drawing board with that plan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonBrownSpentMyFuture Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Stuffed crust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNACR Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Oh come on, I know house prices are ridiculous and he can't get her round to his parents house. But come on! Unless they were drunk (he won't be able to get up anyway), they ARE FULLY CONSCIOUS PEOPLE CAN SEE THEM !!! I smell PR stunt! Photo's not really good enough to see if it's a cunning stunt , or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNACR Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Stuffed crust. Pizza Ar5e Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauly_Boy Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 I didn't realise they also did protein shakes When I worked at sainsburys, I rememeber walking outside after a christmas party to see two members of staff going at it next in front of a cash machine, he has his trousers around his ankles pizza express style! They never lived that one down at work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikhail Liebenstein Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 I didn't realise they also did protein shakes When I worked at sainsburys, I rememeber walking outside after a christmas party to see two members of staff going at it next in front of a cash machine, he has his trousers around his ankles pizza express style! They never lived that one down at work! At least it wasn't at the slice meat counter, they could have got behind in their work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6538 Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 At least it wasn't at the slice meat counter, they could have got behind in their work. Man goes to doctors. "I've got this embarassing problem doctor, I work at a pickle factory and have this uncontrolable urge to stride accross the factory floor and stick my knob in the gherkin slicer" Doc is shocked and hurredly hands him a prescription. "Here take these, they should control your urges" Man goes back to the doctor several days later. "Doc, I took them pils but they didn't work and I went and put by dick in the gherkin slicer" "Bloody hell" says the doctor. "I'd better check the damage" Man drops his pants and the doctor takes a look. "I don't get it" he replies "Everything's ok, there's no damage". "Tell me", he says, "what happened to the gherkin slicer". Man replies, "Oh.....she got the sack!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Errol Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 A nice firm stick of Pepperoni thrusting into a soft nest of dough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saving For a Space Ship Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Wasn't there a song about this ? ......Lady Gargle - Pizza Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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