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Anybody watching this.

I turn the volume down and appreciate the lesbo strap on sex with some decent tunes on the stereo.

Well done BBC for giving the 15 year old boys what they want to see.

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Flicking through the channels late night:

Super Casino - gambling in the shape of a pair of tits and a roulette table somewhere miles away being streamed over what looks like a 2Mbps ADSL connection;

Some other roulette thing with a worn down middle-aged ex-car salesman (just guessing) whose pill just kicked in, pointing at a roulette table that looks like it's probably made of cardboard;

Psychic interactive - obviously stupid people taking money from even more obviously stupid people;

Some bloke that sounds like Alan Partridge selling what I'd call "clutter" which passes for some kind of living room ornament enthusing about what a bargain it is at £29.99 (plus about £3 to ring up and order it and then another £9 post and packing)

Some other soft porn thing with some going on middle aged woman lying on her front leering up toward the camera (flicked past that pretty quickly - now I'll bet if that were gay semi-porn, it would get taken off pretty quickly)

Now don't get me wrong. I'm "only" 37. I'm not quite in Mary Whitehouse territory yet. But the above are the best argument for the BBC licence fee that could be made.

So quite what the BBC is up to emulating this (didn't see it, I must confess) I can't imagine.

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Some other soft porn thing with some going on middle aged woman lying on her front leering up toward the camera

Could that have been a "Text & Date" advert? Was the woman in question so covered in fake tan than she looked as if she'd been "Tango'ed"?

Let's not forget all those watching paint dry poker shows shoved on in the wee small hours.

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Never heard of Lip Service, so looked on YouTube for a clip.

For some reason, as I was watching it I remembered a line that I read recently: "The Inbetweeners shows our teenage years as they were, whereas Skins shows them as we wish they'd been".

Lip Service reminded me of Skins: sassy, sexy women, no doubt surrounded by lots of fascinating friends, living a life of exciting holidays and fulfilling jobs. Well, that's the impression that I got from the trailer :)

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Could that have been a "Text & Date" advert? Was the woman in question so covered in fake tan than she looked as if she'd been "Tango'ed"?

Let's not forget all those watching paint dry poker shows shoved on in the wee small hours.

I think it might well have been.

Those are hilarious. Up until fairly recently, there was one with four girls in it one of which had a mobile phone from which you could date the advert fairly easily since the phone was roughly the size of a house brick and everyone was clustering around it as if they only posessed a single phone between them.

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I think it might well have been.

They've started branching out a bit with those adverts. From what I can recall (I don't have a TV, I only see 'em at a mates house in the wee small hours of Sunday morning) they have an over 40s and an over 50s number you can text if you fancy a bit of MILF action.

These ads are kind of enjoyable, if only for the sight of attractive women being driven to extremely hammy "joy" at the thought of being texted by a total stranger.

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I think it might well have been.

Those are hilarious. Up until fairly recently, there was one with four girls in it one of which had a mobile phone from which you could date the advert fairly easily since the phone was roughly the size of a house brick and everyone was clustering around it as if they only posessed a single phone between them.

Yet the alien controlled governments deny the existence of time travel! ;)

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