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The George Michael Joke Thread

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Jailed for 8 weeks... Bet he'll soon be wishing he was on the "outside" (though, perhaps maybe not!)

Locked up for 8 weeks with a bunch of rough men ?

Sounds like the party's definitely on.

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1. Fast love

2. To be forgiven

3. Strangest thing

4. It doesn't really matter

5. Star people

6. You have been loved

7. Sore ass (made that one up )

8. free

9. Older

10. Move on

Bored now

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A source said: "George was bombarded with mickey-taking songs from the cons.

"He was crying as they sang, 'You've got to have faith' at him."

George was locked up in his cell having his breakfast when an inmate burst into song.

"He sang the lyrics to Freedom and a couple of others joined in. They then burst out laughing."

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After having his **** shagged until it bled on his first day in prison, George Michael has appealed against his 8 week sentence.

He wants it increased to 30 weeks.

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


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