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Mugabe losing the battle against cancer

He's been out in Singapore for tests and treatment for prostate cancer (note no Zim hospitals were thought suitable). Hopefully this involved having a knitting needle forced down his Jap's eye for a biopsy. Plenty of rectal exams too we hope. Hey Bob, you've had another man's fingers up your hoop. You're now officially gay.

Apparently the end is nigh and, in the true spirit of communist dictators everywhere, he's scouting around for a successor. His kids are a bit too young to carry the torch so it might be down to his missus, if she can find a way to run the country while trying on shoes at Jimmy Choo.

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