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Halifax, Yeah Yeah Yeah. with the classic line, "can i take my money out?"

Lloyds, "For the f#cking journey" Lets all cycle around plastacine utopia.

Rant Over.

I still don't think anything can beat car ads for sheer crass moronicity.

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Halifax, Yeah Yeah Yeah. with the classic line, "can i take my money out?"

Lloyds, "For the f#cking journey" Lets all cycle around plastacine utopia.

Rant Over.

I'm with you brother.

Any advert for Natwest nails my nuts coz I've f*cking paid for it and paid for some fat assed producer and advertising agency and their city offices :angry:

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I like the one with the two girls they really tickle my fancy. The one operating the console, WOW. :D

i prefer the blonde one who drops the cup. i think the ads called 'two girls one cup'.

were both too old anyway charlie.....you'll end up with another thrombosis.

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'two girls one cup'.

The only thing that came up from a search was

2 Girls 1 Cup is a copy of the trailer for Hungry Bitches, a pornographic film produced by MFX-Media. The trailer features two women defecating into a cup, taking turns consuming the excrement, and vomiting into each other’s mouths. Hervé Roy’s “Lovers Theme” plays throughout.

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I'm always amused by that bank ad where all the characters have "Pinnochio" style noses, clearly showing that they are all lying! :blink:

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The only thing that came up from a search was

2 Girls 1 Cup is a copy of the trailer for Hungry Bitches, a pornographic film produced by MFX-Media. The trailer features two women defecating into a cup, taking turns consuming the excrement, and vomiting into each other's mouths. Hervé Roy's "Lovers Theme" plays throughout.

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here is another search for you 'one guy and a jar'

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"We buy any car" is pure gold dust!

As adverts go, I quite like them. A friend of mine called them and asked if they would buy her bright yellow cinquecento, they said that they would not buy it as it was not wrth anything, I don't suppose the Inbetweeners helped with the resale value of those cars.

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The only thing that came up from a search was

2 Girls 1 Cup is a copy of the trailer for Hungry Bitches, a pornographic film produced by MFX-Media. The trailer features two women defecating into a cup, taking turns consuming the excrement, and vomiting into each other’s mouths. Hervé Roy’s “Lovers Theme” plays throughout.

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yeah. its a little high brow at first, but if you can stick it out the plot becomes intense.

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Buckers

saying that. these girls think a £5 bonus in exchange a -3% annual savings loss is a good deal. they are going to be thick as wet sawdust. next thing they will be hassling you for a 170k slave box and next trimmings. once your wallets empty they will say "its not you its me" and they are right. it is them. they are modern women.

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I'm with you brother.

Any advert for Natwest nails my nuts coz I've f*cking paid for it and paid for some fat assed producer and advertising agency and their city offices  :angry:

To be fair you indirectly pay for every advert you see or hear, and their offices are generally in Soho or Shoreditch these days.

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To be fair you indirectly pay for every advert you see or hear, and their offices are generally in Soho or Shoreditch these days.

Do I? :blink: How do I do that if I don't buy the product? I assume you're referring to some kind of mark up.

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


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