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A bit of light relief for a Friday night....

I've just received an email form a former tennant who we had to evict because she decided to only pay half her rent.

I only found out, after she moved in that she is a witch, seriously a proper witch.

In it she calls me an a**hole and a w*nker and the icing on the cake is...

SHE HAS PLACED A CURSE ON ME!!!!

but its ok because someone knows an anti-hex spell...

Hex Removal Spells or Protection from Black Magic Spells are very affective and useful to destroy all the evil and black magic etc. If your enemy has done any type of magic on you it can be many reasons due to jealousy or for money or any thing, if there is some type of curse, jinx, hex, bad karma or any such evil on you due to evil spells, witchcraft or black magic etc then you may immediately go for these very strong and powerful selves and be free from all these evil powers.

Are things happening to you that you can't explain?

Well maybe someone's put a hex on you. Here's a spell to undo what's been done!

YOU NEED: black candle, water and a black bowl

PLACE THE CANDLE INTO THE BLACK BOWL, FIX THE CANDLE TO THE BOWL USING THE WAX DRIPPINGS FROM THE CANDLE SO THAT IT STANDS ALONE. FILL THE BOWL TO THE RIM WITH FRESH WATER, WITHOUT WETTING THE WICK. BREATHE DEEPLY AND MEDITATE FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES. WHEN YOUR MIND IS CLEAR, LIGHT THE CANDLE. VISUALIZE THE POWER OF THE SPELL CAST AGAINST YOU AS LIVING WITHIN THE CANDLES FLAME. AS THE CANDLE BURNS DOWN, IT WILL SPLUTTER AND GO OUT AS IT TOUCHES THE WATER. AS IT IS EXTINGUISHED BY THE WATER, THE SPELL IS BROKEN .FINALLY, DIG A HOLE IN TO THE GROUND, POUR THE WATER INTO IT, THEN BURY THE CANDLE.

In the dark of the moon, spread a table with some cloth of a dark color.

Ragged and dusty. At the four corners, set black candles unlit. In the

center of the table, set a open wooden box. On a small flat stone, enscribe

your enemy's name reversed. Spit upon it and set it within the box. Light

the four candles with a burning straw or taper. Cast into the box a handful

of bitter weeds: chicory, dandelion, etc.

Fix the curse with these words...

That thou shalt be turned into a stone,

And that all thy wits shall be turned front to back,

And that over thy face the loathsomeness shall creep,

And that as in a coffin thy limbs shall be bound,

And that light shall be withheld from thine eyes,

And that thy house and lands shall be impoverished and spoiled,

And that all the nourishment shall taste to thy toungue as wormwood,

And that shou shalt be held alien from thy fellow man,

And that these things shall be so until I release thee,

I spread this table and mark this stone

And spit upon it and conceal it,

And light these candles and apply these poisons,

And fix this curse upon thee

In the names of the Four Fires

Whose names are RIL, YUT, SAR, and LOD,

Who shall consume thee as they are consumed

Remain watching by the candles until the are burnt out. These things may be taken away but the stone must be buried near you house until the spell is withdrawn.

:ph34r:

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=316729&pp=15

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They did cursing better in the old days. From the immortal Blackadder.

Edmund: (reads) "Dear Enemy: I curse you, and hope that something slightly unpleasant happens to you, like an onion falling on your head."

Baldrick: Well, that is the bottom end of the market. They run all the way to this one, for four ducats.

Edmund: (reads) "Dear Enemy: may the Lord hate you and all your kind, may you be turned orange in hue, and may your head fall off at an awkward moment."

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