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Cringe! Jordan 'to Pose For Playboy At 50'

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Unbelievable!

Hang on to your breakfast, folks - Katie Price has said she'll strip for Playboy magazine when she's 50.

The mum-of-three, who first appeared in Hugh Hefner's top shelf publication as a fresh-faced 24 year-old, has told ITV's Michael Ball Show that she plans to return to glamour modelling when she's middle-aged.

But - in another bizarre career move - Jordan also revealed that what she'd really love to do is become a forensic detective.

She said: "I am fascinated by the human brain.

"A lot of people don't know this but if I could have my dream job it would be going into prisons getting inside people's minds to know what triggers them off."

The Sun also reports that on the show, which airs on Monday, Ms Price reveals her plans to adopt a special needs child from Bulgaria.

WTF?

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I don't think it's possible for my contempt for this woman to get any lower.

Total crap in my opinion she's just said it to get more attention. Jordan would say she knew the location of Jimmy Hoffa if she thought it would give her a few more OK! spreads.

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"A lot of people don't know this but if I could have my dream job it would be going into prisons getting inside people's minds to know what triggers them off."

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Anyone else think she'll be coming out looking like a plasterer's radio?

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These statements are merely a way to gain publicity and maintain her profile.

Something you have to admit, she's very good at.

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katie_price_jordan08.jpg

Anyone else think she'll be coming out looking like a plasterer's radio?

She reminds me of this DFS corner suite.

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Except it's harder to get hold of one of those.

I've always wanted a corner suite, does that make me a square?

I'd avoid.

You're better off with this sort of thing . . .

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. . . put a standard lamp in the corner.

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:lol::lol:

Ace-ness! I hadn't heard this before and shall be using it later.

Hilarious quote, overheard a couple of night ago in the local farmers pub:

"Eeee, see that Jordan, she's had more c*cks than Rambos rifle"

I actually snorted beer through my nose at that.

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Saw an ad for that the other day.

Is there no God?

I can only hope that it's not on at the same time as the AT show.

Scum. Subhuman scum.

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I can only hope that it's not on at the same time as the AT show.

Scum. Subhuman scum.

I wonder who the next random will be who gets their own show.

My moneys on Jack Tweedy, former squeeze of Mrs Goody and all round scumbag.

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Hilarious quote, overheard a couple of night ago in the local farmers pub:

"Eeee, see that Jordan, she's had more c*cks than Rambos rifle"

I actually snorted beer through my nose at that.

I'll be purloining this particular bon mot for my own social glory.

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At last

I never believe any bloke who says they wouldn't have a roll with her

I would, then I'd shoot her. I'd muck in her hair too.

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I would, then I'd shoot her. I'd muck in her hair too.

All seems reasonable enough, although if that's in chronological order I suggest you have a little sit down with Abfab, m'kay?

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


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