Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Khmer Britannia would like to inform its citizens that tonight it is compulsory to enjoy the music of James Brown before bed. Peace be upon him. Extra rations for those listening to Funky President. Dissenters will be shot. Any questions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piece of paper Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Khmer Britannia would like to inform it's citizens that tonight it is compulsory to enjoy the music of James Brown before bed. Peace be upon him. Extra rations for those listening to Funky President. Dissenters will be shot. Any questions? My GP and I do not have a language in common. My last GP and I didn't have a language in common. I used to have two legs but one appears to have fallen off. I am 52. Is this usual? p-o-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 I demand you all "Get on up" immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piece of paper Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 I demand you all "Get on up" immediately. The one leg problem isn't helping. p-o-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 I demand you all "Get on up" immediately. May I "take it to the bridge" and then "hit it and quit" ? Please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 My GP and I do not have a language in common. My last GP and I didn't have a language in common. I used to have two legs but one appears to have fallen off. I am 52. Is this usual? p-o-p The Supreme President of Khmer Brittania would like to thank you for your interesting question. As you know, any man worth his salt has, effectively, three legs. With the cunning use of a tailored disguise you may be able to ambulate in public without drawing too much attention. Your Supreme President has answered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piece of paper Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 The Supreme President of Khmer Brittania would like to thank you for your interesting question. As you know, any man worth his salt has, effectively, three legs. With the cunning use of a tailored disguise you may be able to ambulate in public without drawing too much attention. Your Supreme President has answered. My mother-in-law was right. I should have gone private. "Drunken abboes beat English doctor to death and eat him" just rolls off the tongue as a film title. See you there in 2012 if you would like a leading role. p-o-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 May I "take it to the bridge" and then "hit it and quit" ? Please? Full permission granted. On condition that you sing "Say it loud - I'm black and I'm proud" in the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funinhounslow Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Full permission granted. On condition that you sing "Say it loud - I'm black and I'm proud" in the street. May I add that I'm ready to get up and do my thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 My mother-in-law was right. I should have gone private. "Drunken abboes beat English doctor to death and eat him" just rolls off the tongue as a film title. See you there in 2012 if you would like a leading role. p-o-p Please be sure to send your lost leg after the show, and we'll be delighted to look into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piece of paper Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Please be sure to send your lost leg after the show, and we'll be delighted to look into it. I would but I lost it in Oxford Street and didn't notice until a I fell over taking my next step. It could be anywhere. p-o-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 May I add that I'm ready to get up and do my thing? I've realised that, although James Brown believes he is taking them to the bridge at 2 minutes and 13 seconds, in a symmetrical World the bridge would be at 2 minutes and 40 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Noodle Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 I've realised that, although James Brown believes he is taking them to the bridge at 2 minutes and 13 seconds, in a symmetrical World the bridge would be at 2 minutes and 40 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 I would but I lost it in Oxford Street and didn't notice until a I fell over taking my next step. It could be anywhere. p-o-p It will have been eaten by feral transvestites by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Noodle Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 It will have been eaten by feral transvestites by now. They're a damn nuisance. :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 They're a damn nuisance. :angry: We'll have a crack down, it's the right thing to do for the hardworking families of this glorious country of ours. We will be tough on feral transvestism and the causes of feral transvestism. I'm a war president and we will not stop until we have rid the world of this terror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Noodle Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 We'll have a crack down, it's the right thing to do for the hardworking families of this glorious country of ours. We will be tough on feral transvestism and the causes of feral transvestism. I'm a war president and we will not stop until we have rid the world of this terror. There's holes all over my lawn! Damn pests! I think Home Pro stocks Ladyboyicide, turf friendly formula, I'll try that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 There's holes all over my lawn! Damn pests! I think Home Pro stocks Ladyboyicide, turf friendly formula, I'll try that. I would suggest Kha-Toi-Be-Gone as a better option in your circumstances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Noodle Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 I would suggest Kha-Toi-Be-Gone as a better option in your circumstances. It caused me the most appalling rheumatism after it contaminated my well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DissipatedYouthIsValuable Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 It caused me the most appalling rheumatism after it contaminated my well. That'll be the cobra gallbladders they use in the mix over there. Get some of the German imported stuff, a bit more pricey but doesn't ****** up your well. Just keep it away from your cesspit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Injin Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjB3NPb7AqM&feature=related "And i'd like to welcome george from Washington on bass""bass player plays bum note**And I hope he goes back there some day*Total legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(Blizzard) Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Viva la revolucion! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h38srxvt6qE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Khmer Britannia would like to inform its citizens that tonight it is compulsory to enjoy the music of James Brown before bed. Peace be upon him. Extra rations for those listening to Funky President. Dissenters will be shot. Any questions? I like to get on the good foot now and again, but possibly a little notice next time Doc? Kiss your bad self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shedfish Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 My GP and I do not have a language in common. My last GP and I didn't have a language in common. I used to have two legs but one appears to have fallen off. I am 52. Is this usual? p-o-p take it to the fridge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 take it to the fridge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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