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Is Your Dream Still In Sight?

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Or have you mellowed and let nature take it's course?

My dream was to mellow and let nature take its course :)

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Travel the world, marry a woman with huge breasts and to earn and spend a fortune.

I did actually do all that and can report that is is in fact a . . . nightmare.

(Or at least a wee bit overrated).

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I did actually do all that and can report that is is in fact a . . . nightmare.

(Or at least a wee bit overrated).

Kind hearts and dirty women are a bad combination, that's all you or I can report old chap!

The rest of the ride has been quite good, mainly.

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Kind hearts and dirty women are a bad combination, that's all you or I can report old chap!

The rest of the ride has been quite good, mainly.

Oh indeed, indeedy-doo! :lol::(

Bizarrely and after much effort, we have achieved normalcy and stability. It's now, after all these years going quite well up here. :huh:

Just in time for a long awaited myocardial infarction no doubt. :)

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Being a stalker I can confidently say yes :ph34r:

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It is not without a considerable degree of embarrassment that I feel forced to admit that the dream is very much in sight, this afternoon.

Whether it still is in a few weeks is a different proposition, to which the words "probably not no doubt," attach.

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Or have you mellowed and let nature take it's course?

I just mellowed and found a new more realistic dream instead.

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I'm afraid that my dream of me, Lorraine Kelly, Fern Britton, a hot tub and a family sized tub of banana yogurt is just as out of reach as it ever was.

But thanks for asking.

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I'm afraid that my dream of me, Lorraine Kelly, Fern Britton, a hot tub and a family sized tub of banana yogurt is just as out of reach as it ever was.

But thanks for asking.

You need to put that one in the Holodeck thread as well :-)

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I'm afraid that my dream of me, Lorraine Kelly, Fern Britton, a hot tub and a family sized tub of banana yogurt is just as out of reach as it ever was.

But thanks for asking.

If you're willing to compromise I have an alternative.

Very good deal on yogurt right now at Makro, £5 for 5 litres, it is strawberry but it is good quality with whole fruit in it. I also get 5% discount.

The tub, I can fashion a pond in the garden with a bit of HDPE liner. There is a privacy wall.

Lot of overweight women here too.

Give me a call.

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If you're willing to compromise I have an alternative.

Very good deal on yogurt right now at Makro, £5 for 5 litres, it is strawberry but it is good quality with whole fruit in it. I also get 5% discount.

The tub, I can fashion a pond in the garden with a bit of HDPE liner. There is a privacy wall.

Lot of overweight women here too.

Give me a call.

Sounds like you a a business plan there, I look forward to seeing you on Dragon's Den!

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I had I a nice dream last night.

Dreamt I was canoeing.

I've never been canoeing.

Love a lot , trust a few, always paddle your own canoe.

By the way, are you sure it wasn't a kayak?

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Sounds like you a a business plan there, I look forward to seeing you on Dragon's Den!

The thought of Bannatyne and Meaden in a tub with yogurt has just brought up a little bit of sick.

You're one sick puppy

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


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