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If Someone Invented A Holodeck What Would Be The First Fantasy You'd Live Out?

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Mine would probably have to be being in an episode of House, not the dieing person obviously - I'd probably decide to be Cuddy for no reason whatsoever. :unsure:

What would everyone else do first in their shiny new holodeck?

I'd guess (but the little good-goodies on here will deny it) that most blokes would have a far more gonzo-esque experience for their first go.

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Please tell me that you're not referring to this definition of gonzo?

Ha, ha.

No, no.

I was referring to the nature of Gonzo Porn which tends not to mess about with stories, it's just straight in to 'action'. Men are pretty predictable - it would take a fair few goes before they got bored enough to actually build in some situational elements.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gonzo_pornography

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Would your holodeck have an equivalent of In-Private browsing, where it didn't store any cookies?

Just checking.

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Mine would probably have to be being in an episode of House, not the dieing person obviously - I'd probably decide to be Cuddy for no reason whatsoever. :unsure:

What would everyone else do first in their shiny new holodeck?

You, Skinty, mud, bikinis, wrestling and popcorn.

Men are simple creatures. :P

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Mine would probably have to be being in an episode of House, not the dieing person obviously - I'd probably decide to be Cuddy for no reason whatsoever. :unsure:

What would everyone else do first in their shiny new holodeck?

I wouldn't ask for much, just to be Ron Jeremy's in his greatest hits.

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And this ladies and gentlemen is the real difference between men and women sexually. I'd be Cuddy, Skully, Buffy (twice) etc for a long time before I got bored enough to go for the gonzo.

At least I'm honest, eh?

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And this ladies and gentlemen is the real difference between men and women sexually. I'd be Cuddy, Skully, Buffy (twice) etc for a long time before I got bored enough to go for the gonzo.

There isn't that much difference between the sexes, blokes would do Skully, Buffy (twice) and Skully & Buffy at the same time before getting bored enough for gonzo, you have to take these things slowly and work your way up to the gonzo...

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It's your own personal holodeck at home that nobody else can access.

Well in that case I'd create a world just like this one, but with more affordable house prices of course.*

* Oh and I'd be inside one of them sloshing around in a hot tub full of sherry trifle with Kylie, Jamelia and an ex work colleague .

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What would everyone else do first in their shiny new holodeck?

I'd spend the first 10 seconds banging the girl from Countdown before settling down to a more sedantry pace with Kate Bush (the one in the leotard).

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After running out of wax for the dolphin, it would be good to watch earthrise while lounging on the moon on a deckchair sipping a GnT while Copernicus and Ptolemy debated planetary motion.

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It's not Lisa is it? While I've heard she's filthy, she's married to X-Quork now.

Between you and me mmm...beer, I'm thinking of ditching the slag. All she does is watch Loose Women and talk to Mumsnetters about how fecking awesome her DH is.

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Yup. We'd both go into the holodeck for the same reason but I'd get more enjoyment if I had a lead up to it rather than diving straight in.

I'd be fast asleep, alone, exhausted, 3 stone lighter with a massive smile on my face, saving my energy for the 247th orgasm by the time you had found a parking space at the hospital.

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But would you like the big long convoluted lead up? While I'd want to jump straight into bed with House, playing the game leading up to it for several hours or days would make it all the more enjoyable.

Anticipation is half the fun so you have to go for the big lead up. If it is all over in five minutes you may as well just use your hand not another human...

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Anticipation is half the fun so you have to go for the big lead up. If it is all over in five minutes you may as well just use your hand not another human...

Next you'll be giving them a cuddle afterwards.

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It's not Lisa is it? While I've heard she's filthy, she's married to X-Quork now.

Oh right. Congratulations X-Quork and Lisa. Well I'll have to go for a different ex-colleague then.

Move up a bit Jamelia. Make some room for Sarah Beeny and Anthea Turner.

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Anticipation is half the fun so you have to go for the big lead up. If it is all over in five minutes you may as well just use your hand not another human...

Maybe. But remember the question was about the first fantasy. No man alive would bother with any 'lead up' the first go. No man alive.

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Myself - I would enjoy a chat with Saint Augustine and Saint Benedict.

A priest is booking in at a hotel when he leans over and whsipers to the clerk:

"Is the porn disabled?"

The clerk looks aghast before whsipering back:

"No Father! It's just lesbian and ******** tonight."

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A priest is booking in at a hotel when he leans over and whsipers to the clerk:

"Is the porn disabled?"

The clerk looks aghast before whsipering back:

"No Father! It's just lesbian and ******** tonight."

:lol:

Hee hee ...

ZZZAP ZZZZZttt ZZZZtttt

Shit, what was that?

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I love the fact that nobody, man nor women has yet thought of anything that doesn't involve shaggin' ..... at least nothing that I have chosen not to filter out.

I think I'd go on a Lord of the Rings style fantasy adventure.

And then once I'd completed the quest totally nail Liv Tyler.

(Actually, I'm having second thoughts about the whole LOTR thing it's just not a rich seam for totty at all)

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(Actually, I'm having second thoughts about the whole LOTR thing it's just not a rich seam for totty at all)

It's ok, we've already been through this and you can too. Just give in to the fact that you'll be doing something distasteful to a nurse for the first 20 minutes, then we can all move on.

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Next you'll be giving them a cuddle afterwards.

Sorry Sir, I will endeavour to fart, roll off and snore as ordered in the future, Sir!

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Sorry Sir, I will endeavour to fart, roll off and snore as ordered in the future, Sir!

That's better sonny.

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