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Ok, missus and son away so that leaves me 48 hours to myself from Friday. I need ideas people...we all know what idle hands get up to.

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Ok, missus and son away so that leaves me 48 hours to myself from Friday. I need ideas people...we all know what idle hands get up to.

Well, given that you will spend at least 30 of the hrs getting up to that, which you rightly point out, we already know your idle hands will get up to.....

...... no I can't think of anything ......

I'll get back to ya...

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Ok, missus and son away so that leaves me 48 hours to myself from Friday. I need ideas people...we all know what idle hands get up to.

Are you in London?

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I know you only posted that to mess with my drug-crazed mind.

That was exactly what I had in mind. A hefty dose of LSD, then ... welcome to the house of fun.

Edit: remember to remove your stilettos first.

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That was exactly what I had in mind. A hefty dose of LSD, then ... welcome to the house of fun.

Edit: remember to remove your stilettos first.

I'm too boring to know anyone with that kind of gear (apart from mmm...beer who doesn't count as she only exists on t'internet).

S&M isn't really my cup of tea, but thanks for the lovely piccies guys.

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You could read this, although I'm not sure if 48 hours would be enough to truly appreciate it.

What next? Sit in a dark room with a bottle of rum and a pistol?

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Ok, missus and son away so that leaves me 48 hours to myself from Friday. I need ideas people...we all know what idle hands get up to.

Get some Vas.

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I thought whiskey was the traditional drink of choice for that particular activity.

Can't stand the stuff, plus it makes me violent and horny.

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Can't stand the stuff, plus it makes me violent and horny.

Punch yourself hard in the face whilst indulging in a hand party.

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Even google and urban dictionary are stumped on that one - what is vas exactly?

Vaseline. It's multi-functional.

Quork could get sore.

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Come up with a universally accepted unified field theory (of everything). I know it has defied the greatest scientific minds throughout history - but that's probably because nobody has really put in the effort.

Surely 48hrs should be more than enough.

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Come up with a universally accepted unified field theory (of everything). I know it has defied the greatest scientific minds throughout history - but that's probably because nobody has really put in the effort.

Surely 48hrs should be more than enough.

Ok. What will I do for the last 47.5 hours?

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  • 150 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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