interestrateripoff Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 I predict a major crash in the next 2 weeks as I will be on holiday, the last time I went Lehmans went bust and the Halifax collapsed, so of course this wasn't coincidence. I fully expect a major crash in the next 2 weeks 100% guaranteed unless of course it doesn't happen then it's not 100% guaranteed. Unfortunately I can't add what will crash or where just that I have an eerie feeling that possible something might happen based on my previous experience of going away. To be fair the times previous I've been away pre Lehmans and Halifax nothing major happened so it's possible nothing will. Place your bets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GloomMonger Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Won't happen. You can never expect the unexpected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indirectapproach Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 When I was trading equities full time bad shyte always happened when I went on holiday and I didn't even go on holiday much. I think the OP may be on to something. I'm off to the super market to get some beans (haricot). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel stallion Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 I predict a major crash in the next 2 weeks as I will be on holiday, the last time I went Lehmans went bust and the Halifax collapsed, so of course this wasn't coincidence. I fully expect a major crash in the next 2 weeks 100% guaranteed unless of course it doesn't happen then it's not 100% guaranteed. Unfortunately I can't add what will crash or where just that I have an eerie feeling that possible something might happen based on my previous experience of going away. To be fair the times previous I've been away pre Lehmans and Halifax nothing major happened so it's possible nothing will. Place your bets. I have been trading based upon your holidays for the best part of 78 years (77.999999999999999 years). There is absolutely no doubt in my mind, what-so-ever, that there is a 114% positive correlation of coefficient between you going for a nice break and the ultimate decline of a major corporation, sometimes several. One of my balls aches as well - another sure sign of impending economic doom. Can I have a carrot Daddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 I have been trading based upon your holidays for the best part of 78 years (77.999999999999999 years). There is absolutely no doubt in my mind, what-so-ever, that there is a 114% positive correlation of coefficient between you going for a nice break and the ultimate decline of a major corporation, sometimes several. One of my balls aches as well - another sure sign of impending economic doom. Can I have a carrot Daddy? As usual you're talking out of your ****. All the above is meaningless without first cross-checking Dr Bubb's Moon Index. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Tulip Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Do you have a feeling in your water? Is it blue? Red? Do you eat lots of beetroot. I think Oct/Nov personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel stallion Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 As usual you're talking out of your ****. All the above is meaningless without first cross-checking Dr Bubb's Moon Index. Is that why I am sitting here in Marks and Spencer luxury underpants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R K Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 An IRRO's less crash. It just won't be the same without you. Have a great holiday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Is that why I am sitting here in Marks and Spencer luxury underpants? Bought by your mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel stallion Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Bought by your mother. And I suppose it was my mother that put the label with my name on inside them, so I don't get them mixed up with the other boys pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indirectapproach Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 She told me she did that so that you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blobloblob Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 I predict a major crash in the next 2 weeks as I will be on holiday, the last time I went Lehmans went bust and the Halifax collapsed, so of course this wasn't coincidence. I fully expect a major crash in the next 2 weeks 100% guaranteed unless of course it doesn't happen then it's not 100% guaranteed. Unfortunately I can't add what will crash or where just that I have an eerie feeling that possible something might happen based on my previous experience of going away. To be fair the times previous I've been away pre Lehmans and Halifax nothing major happened so it's possible nothing will. Place your bets. Where did you go on holiday when Lehmans collapsed and where are you going this time? I suspect that, using a liberal dose of numerology, dowsing and just plain making things up, we may all be able to use your destination to divine the identity of the next crash victim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahBell Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 My MIL's wedding anniversary is 11th Sept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Generation Game Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Ouch - hope she didn't get married in a year ending in a 1. Next year is the 10 year anniversary, it would be a major downer if that was her ruby anniversary or something. I wonder how many people these days actually get married on September the 11th? I bet it's very few in the US. Unless the venue is exclusive. Here's my venue for the 18th as it was last week: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
interestrateripoff Posted August 26, 2010 Author Share Posted August 26, 2010 Well it looks like nothing happened, it must just have been coincidence last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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