replicon1 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 He's looking for a woman but is willing to compromise (see his generous "Waist-to-hips ratio" table). Don't expect fabulous riches as he's on the dole but he does have a strong hatred for the monarchy. http://scot.tk/lookingforawoman.htm#top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Noodle Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 This is comedy gold. Education: Obviously, I am a highly educated person and so an educated mature woman or a young woman with the potential to learn would be ideal. A woman reading this and able to send me emails can assume that the chances are that she is smart enough for my requirements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissy_fit Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 He's looking for a woman but is willing to compromise (see his generous "Waist-to-hips ratio" table). Don't expect fabulous riches as he's on the dole but he does have a strong hatred for the monarchy. http://scot.tk/lookingforawoman.htm#top Astonishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Noodle Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 However I cannot offer a woman riches. I live off welfare and have done for years - it is a reliable, though low, income which increases to a couple's allowance if I can find a partner who is "habitually resident in the UK" - lived for years in Scotland, England, Wales or Northern Ireland. I believe it may be possible to get benefits for citizens of any European Union country right away as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resolve Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 He's looking for a woman but is willing to compromise (see his generous "Waist-to-hips ratio" table). Don't expect fabulous riches as he's on the dole but he does have a strong hatred for the monarchy. http://scot.tk/lookingforawoman.htm#top Fergie might be in with a shout, red hair, broke, shunned by the monarchy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AteMoose Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissy_fit Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Puts the "Deluded old scrapper Birds" thread in context a bit.... I think we should take turns to email him and post the responses, or is that more cruel than he deserves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeddyBear Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Moral hazard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Boy Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Puts the "Deluded old scrapper Birds" thread in context a bit.... I think we should take turns to email him and post the responses, or is that more cruel than he deserves? I suspect he is amongst us on HPC. I am trying to think which one of our scottish posters would fit the bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel stallion Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 This is comedy gold. Education: Obviously, I am a highly educated person and so an educated mature woman or a young woman with the potential to learn would be ideal. A woman reading this and able to send me emails can assume that the chances are that she is smart enough for my requirements. I thought this was the most amusing part: Education: Obviously, I am a highly educated person and so an educated mature woman or a young woman with the potential to learn would be ideal. A woman reading this and able to send me emails can assume that the chances are that she is smart enough for my requirements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AteMoose Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I don't have much respect for state institutions and laws interfering in people's personal livesBUT, he lives off the state/benefits? Its a long way from rejecting the state... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jie Bie Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I thought this was the most amusing part: This is that Peter Dow bloke yeah? Saw this stuff a few years back. It really is comedy gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissy_fit Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 This is that Peter Dow bloke yeah? Saw this stuff a few years back. It really is comedy gold. So it's not for real? Thank goodness for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkman Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 My woman's daughters would be particularly welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
replicon1 Posted August 10, 2010 Author Share Posted August 10, 2010 So it's not for real? Thank goodness for that. It's real alright, he's a fairly well known eccentric around Aberdeen. I wonder if he has found his women yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woot Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 He's looking for a woman but is willing to compromise (see his generous "Waist-to-hips ratio" table). Don't expect fabulous riches as he's on the dole but he does have a strong hatred for the monarchy. http://scot.tk/lookingforawoman.htm#top Ewwww, just Ewwww! He is joking, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concrete Jungle Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 A lot of these discussions about online dating involve criticism of the women who use them but this is a perfect example of the worst type of men who use them too. I hope no woman meets up with this guy. Sounds like a potential sex-offender. :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Allegro Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 With such a small flat, where does he fit all his dismembered corpses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMartinSanchez Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 A lot of these discussions about online dating involve criticism of the women who use them but this is a perfect example of the worst type of men who use them too. I hope no woman meets up with this guy. Sounds like a potential sex-offender. :angry: Déjà vu? http://www.housepricecrash.co.uk/forum/index.php?showtopic=147969&view=findpost&p=2662628 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel stallion Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Bloody hell. Making you think again about having children isn't he? The smooth, irresistible devil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Benedict XVI Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I suspect he is amongst us on HPC. I am trying to think which one of our scottish posters would fit the bill. edited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissy_fit Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 edited Chicken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woot Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 edited CCC He has a similar view on women anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Noodle Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Where's Hamish these days? Oopps! That's you banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concrete Jungle Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Where's Hamish these days? In a happy place where the temperature is −273.15°C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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