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Everytime I go to HPC there is a picture of Melissa looking at me and I just can't go to the next page.

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Everytime I go to HPC there is a picture of Melissa looking at me and I just can't go to the next page.

Messenger? Please God no.

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She lives near me. I think. Well, she must do because I've seen her a few times. Bloody lovely.

Life's not fair. Round here we've got Fizz from Coronation Street and Mandy Dingle from Emmerdale.

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Life's not fair. Round here we've got Fizz from Coronation Street and Mandy Dingle from Emmerdale.

Mandy Dingle sounds exciting though.

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Life's not fair. Round here we've got Fizz from Coronation Street and Mandy Dingle from Emmerdale.

Anneka lives in the next village too.

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Life's not fair. Round here we've got Fizz from Coronation Street and Mandy Dingle from Emmerdale.

Fizz has lost a few pounds. 5 Stellas?

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Fizz has lost a few pounds. 5 Stellas?

Anyone's fair game after 5 Stellas aren't they? Or is it just me who looks at the world that way?

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Fizz has lost a few pounds. 5 Stellas?

I have done much worse. Quite a pretty face actually IMO..:ph34r:

jennie-mcalpine-pic-getty-813619371.jpg

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Melissa, can you hear me?

Melissa, are you there?

I would be delighted if anyone got that reference without Googling.

Marilion?

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I have done much worse. Quite a pretty face actually IMO..:ph34r:

jennie-mcalpine-pic-getty-813619371.jpg

OK - no Stellas required. Just a quick gargle of Mentadent.

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Anyone's fair game after 5 Stellas aren't they? Or is it just me who looks at the world that way?

Us married men look up after 5 stellas, we see a room full of stunners, then we remember that none of them are fair game.

So we moan about the unfairness of life and order another 5 stellas.

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Melissa, can you hear me?

Melissa, are you there?

I would be delighted if anyone got that reference without Googling.

sounds either like alan partridge or rob brydon

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  • 153 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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