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Ok, listeners of "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" will be familiar with the Uxbridge English Dictionary. I'll kick off.

Pr0n sandwich - A nourishing snack to provide energy for a particularly long "self-gratification" session.

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"I'm sorry I haven't a clue" is a comedy game show on Radio 4. One of the games is called The Uxbridge English Dictionary where contestants invent alternative definitions to things...

Maximum - A very large mother

Minorca - A very small killer whale

Molest - To be most like a mole

Hopefully you get the picture.

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Indict - The Queen is not sure.

Goatherd - something one exclaims when flushing the loo.

Retard - Very hard in Yorkshire.

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Indict - The Queen is not sure.

Goatherd - something one exclaims when flushing the loo.

Retard - Very hard in Yorkshire.

:lol::lol:

That's the spirit!

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Ok, listeners of "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" will be familiar with the Uxbridge English Dictionary. I'll kick off.

Pr0n sandwich - A nourishing snack to provide energy for a particularly long "self-gratification" session.

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Ant - Northern aunt

Mercurial - Australian woman who owns a Mercedes

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I still listen to I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue and Jack Dee does his best but some of Humphs Double entendres were absolutely outrageous

Jack Dee hasn't quite 'got it' IMO. Tries to do a Humph but doesn't quite pull it off, which is a pity as it grates sometimes. Humph's timing was superlative.

however, "Lionel Blair pulling the cox over the side" was a recent well-executed highlight

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Feckless- A censored episode of Father Ted.

Superb, well worth a small golf clap.

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:o:lol::lol:

Dear old Humph, gone but not forgotten. I think Jack Dee is perfect as the new presenter. He'll never be Humph, but he's doing a great job and gets the same laugh count from X-Q.

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Cardamom - mum's car

Systematic - a machine for clearing zits

Concave - false alarm

Recognise - to think again

Remembering - a form of advanced surgery

Absent - attribute of a sweaty bodybuilder

Irascible - being likely to ask 'does my bum look big in this'

Montrose - French climber's excuse for failing to reach the summit

Algebra - item worn by cross-dressing toff

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  • 142 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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