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WOW ! I think the people who make EMMERDALE must have all sold to rent !!!

There have been 3 comments talking the housing market down in the last few days.

COMMENT 1 - (A couple of weeks ago)

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ALAN TURNER who runs the local B&B is trying to sell up and mentioned to the local Doctor down the pub how he was having trouble selling.

MR TURNER: The ESTATE AGENT has suggested I drop the price.

DOCTOR: Well it is a buyers market at the moment - or so I hear.

COMMENT 2 - (Tuesday)

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ZOE TATE who owns 'Home Farm' a large country manor is trying to sell up so she can go to N.Zealand. She is having trouble selling. A local well off business-man

RODNEY comes round interested in buying but he is struggling to come up to what

ZOE wants for the manor.

RODNEY : Now Zoe, is there any room for discussion on the price ?

after all no-one expects to get the asking price in todays

housing market!

ZOE : It's already on for considerably less than its worth!

COMMENT 3 - YESTERDAY

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The KING FAMILY (the Emmerdale equivalent of the EWINGS ) have bought a large

plot of land to build a load of new houses on which has not gone down very well with the locals (NIMBYS).

Anyway , the older KING BROTHER is trying to talk the younger KING BROTHER

into convincing their father that it is a good idea to sell the Haulage business

and go full steam ahead before property becomes a bad bet.

OLDER KING BROTHER: We need to get in quick little brother and get this

sorted out. if you have read the papers lately

You'll know the PROPERTY MARKET ISN'T WHAT IT

WAS !!!!

YOUNGER BROTHER: Well, another good reason to forget the idea.!

Something very funny is going on down at the farm !!!!!

As I posted last week when these sort of programmes start making comments

like this 'Joe Public' will sit up and take note!!! :P:P:o

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WOW ! I think the people who make EMMERDALE must have all sold to rent !!!

There have been 3 comments talking the housing market down in the last few days.

COMMENT 1 - (A couple of weeks ago)

.......................................................

ALAN TURNER who runs the local B&B is trying to sell up and mentioned to the local Doctor down the pub how he was having trouble selling. 

MR TURNER:  The ESTATE AGENT has suggested I drop the price.

DOCTOR:      Well it is a buyers market at the moment - or so I hear.

COMMENT 2 - (Tuesday)

.....................................

ZOE TATE who owns 'Home Farm' a large country manor is trying to sell up so she can go to N.Zealand.  She is having trouble selling.  A local well off business-man

RODNEY comes round interested in buying but he is struggling to come up to what

ZOE wants for the manor.

RODNEY :    Now Zoe, is there any room for discussion on the price ?

                  after all no-one expects to get the asking price in todays

                  housing market!

ZOE :          It's already on for considerably less than its worth!

COMMENT  3 - YESTERDAY

......................................

The KING FAMILY (the Emmerdale equivalent of the EWINGS ) have bought a large

plot of land to build a load of new houses on which has not gone down very well with the locals (NIMBYS). 

Anyway , the older KING BROTHER is trying to talk the younger KING BROTHER

into convincing their father that it  is a good idea to sell the Haulage business

and go full steam ahead before property becomes a bad bet.

OLDER KING BROTHER:  We need to get in quick little brother and get this

                                      sorted out.  if you have read the papers lately

                                      You'll know the PROPERTY MARKET ISN'T WHAT IT

                                      WAS !!!!

YOUNGER BROTHER:        Well, another good reason to forget the idea.!

Something very funny is going on down at the farm !!!!!

As I posted last week when these sort of programmes start making comments

like this 'Joe Public' will sit up and take note!!!  :P  :P  :o

The question I want ask is what are you doing watching Emmerdale. :D

Thing is the show is filmed about 6 weeks in advance so this was shot back in July.

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The question I want ask is what are you doing watching Emmerdale. :D

Thing is the show is filmed about 6 weeks in advance so this was shot back in July.

I love Emmerdale! it is the only soap i can 'bear' to watch.

EASTENDERS is so depressing and as for CORRIE, sorry but I can't even 'bear' the music at the beginning !! Again depressing horrid programme!!!

I like a programmes that shows a bit of scenery, I hate anything set in a dreary town!!!

And now it is talking down the HOUSING MARKET I love it even more ! :D

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I love Emmerdale!  it is the only soap i can 'bear' to watch.

EASTENDERS is so depressing and as for CORRIE, sorry but I can't even 'bear' the music at the beginning !!  Again depressing horrid programme!!!

I like a programmes that shows a bit of scenery, I hate anything set in a dreary town!!! 

And now it is talking down the HOUSING MARKET I love it even more ! :D

Coronation St. is actually very funny nowadays, I agree, the theme tune 'sounds' depressing (maybe linked to hearing it when I was a kid and hating the bloody prog!) but it's actually pretty good. Eastenders is a festering pile of cack that should be removed from air pronto.

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Coronation St. is actually very funny nowadays, I agree, the theme tune 'sounds' depressing (maybe linked to hearing it when I was a kid and hating the bloody prog!) but it's actually pretty good.  Eastenders is a festering pile of cack that should be removed from air pronto.

Agreed. Eastenders is a bad programme for people who like misery. Only Hollyoaks comes close for the pointless shouting matches that appear in every scene. Watch Hollyoaks with that in mind and i bet you can't find one scene even in the omnibus where there isn't even a tut.

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