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Is it just me or are Mumsnet trying to slowly hijack us?

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DH is being so unreasable! He's working two jobs due to the credit card debt and because I can't work due to IBS, and he's pretty good with Bailey and Amy, but NEVER has any time for me. He just comes in, has a bath, and then falls asleep.

I think he's gone to far and I've been thinking of getting out. I don't think he really appreciates me, especially after I gained the weight and broke the passenger seat on the Xara Picasso. Will I be able to keep the house if we divorce? Hugs in advance.

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Guest Skinty

I blame mmm...beer for starting with that thread about how women who don't want babies are marginalised in society. It was clear to me that she actually wants babies but doesn't want to admit it and so secretly wants us to convince her. A clear sign of her biological clock ticking on. It will explode on her 30th birthday and she'll suddenly be all broody.

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I blame mmm...beer for starting with that thread about how women who don't want babies are marginalised in society. It was clear to me that she actually wants babies but doesn't want to admit it and so secretly wants us to convince her. A clear sign of her biological clock ticking on. It will explode on her 30th birthday and she'll suddenly be all broody.

Is this her way of telling us she's "in the family way"?

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Guest Skinty

Is this her way of telling us she's "in the family way"?

She's in complete denial.

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Guest Ian Chesterton

She's in complete denial.

She's not pregnant, she'd big boned!

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I blame mmm...beer for starting with that thread about how women who don't want babies are marginalised in society. It was clear to me that she actually wants babies but doesn't want to admit it and so secretly wants us to convince her. A clear sign of her biological clock ticking on. It will explode on her 30th birthday and she'll suddenly be all broody.

Hmm.

I got the impression that you were a few years older than mmm...beer. Steady boyfriend, but no sprogs.

This train of thought is leading me somewhere. I wonder where? ;)

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I'm disappointed with this thread.

I thought we were going to discuss the fun that can be had actually making the babies.

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Guest Skinty

Hmm.

I got the impression that you were a few years older than mmm...beer. Steady boyfriend, but no sprogs.

This train of thought is leading me somewhere. I wonder where? ;)

Oooh you're turning the tables on me!

This could end badly when mmm...beer gets here ...

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I'm disappointed with this thread.

I thought we were going to discuss the fun that can be had actually making the babies.

Howd'ya cook'em? Any good recipes?

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I blame mmm...beer for starting with that thread about how women who don't want babies are marginalised in society. It was clear to me that she actually wants babies but doesn't want to admit it and so secretly wants us to convince her. A clear sign of her biological clock ticking on. It will explode on her 30th birthday and she'll suddenly be all broody.

:)

Jokes that could turn out to be close to the truth - I'm not sure about them.......

And from another woman who has clearly seen this happen to others, hmmm. Even teddy bears can turn nasty.

Hope she hasn't got your MAC address from google.

;)

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Guest X-QUORK

I'm actually sitting outside her house now - I'm posting this on my phone.

Will there be mud wrestling?

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Guest X-QUORK

Are you hoping to provide some of the bukkake?

I can neither confirm nor deny this story.

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Guest Skinty

I'm actually sitting outside her house now - I'm posting this on my phone.

I was wondering why someone would park for four hours by the side of the road in an MG sharpening a knife ...

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I'm disappointed with this thread.

I thought we were going to discuss the fun that can be had actually making the babies.

I think we should have a lemon party.

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Guest absolutezero

Are you elderly, overweight and flaccid?

Right now I'm as hard as they come.

(I had to look up lemon party)

I bet you regret that...

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Right now I'm as hard as they come.

I bet you regret that...

Not really, I cheated and read the description in wiki, didn't look at any image.

However I'm starting to regret asking you if you're flaccid.

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Rubbish !! that blokes way too old to be a firefighter !

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Guest absolutezero

Rubbish !! that blokes way too old to be a firefighter !

Not under this Government he ain't!

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