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Where is the 'I don't want a partner I actually prefer to be single' option ?

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the noodle option?

'I married my new Honda petrol lawn mower, it's got a big flap and even bigger box' option

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the noodle option?

I think it's a far more common option than people think.

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Where is the 'I don't want a partner I actually prefer to be single' option ?

It's the second option.

Don't tell me you got to "prefer" with neither experience nor can't-get-it failure somewhere on the way. This is supposed to be an honesty poll! :P

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I think it's a far more common option than people think.

Do you find people throw themselves at you? when your intentionally single your instantly more desirable...

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Do you find people throw themselves at you? when your intentionally single your instantly more desirable...

Here back East? Yes! :lol:

Fend them off, literally.

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I voted spouse won't let me, but she probably would if I let her participate.

:ph34r::blink:

What about an option for "My life is already dominated by pestilential women and the last thing in the world I need at the moment is another one" ?

:)

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I voted spouse won't let me, but she probably would if I let her participate.

:ph34r::blink:

What about an option for "My life is already dominated by pestilential women and the last thing in the world I need at the moment is another one" ?

:)

... or 'how many fvcking shelves do you think I want to put up in one lifetime'.

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It's the second option.

Don't tell me you got to "prefer" with neither experience nor can't-get-it failure somewhere on the way. This is supposed to be an honesty poll! tongue.gif

Aye correct - been and done it before. However not really in the 'Would never go back it was so horrendous' camp. I just think I prefer being single.

Do you find people throw themselves at you? when your intentionally single your instantly more desirable...

Em - not really !! Although I don't think I would notice if they did. Had a few times before where others have pointed out things I had no clue of.

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I voted spouse won't let me, but she probably would if I let her participate.

:ph34r::blink:

What about an option for "My life is already dominated by pestilential women and the last thing in the world I need at the moment is another one" ?

:)

The punishment for polygamy is having more than one wife.

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The punishment for polygamy is having more than one wife.

The trick is to get just the right number to bitch at each other rather than henpeck you ;)

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  • 258 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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