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Deluded Old Scrapper Birds On Dating Sites

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Recently moved to a new city for a new job, i didn,t know anyone here at the start so decided to try a dating site just to get out a bit and figured a bit of female company would,nt hurt. I,d never used one before as i don,t generally have problems meeting women, all my exes are attractive to very attractive,but i thought i,d give it a try under the circumstances.

big mistake :lol: anyone else notice the following.

You know the deluded types that are found on crap like xfactor who are completly convinced that they are the next celine dion etc even though they can,t sing a note these sites are full of the dating equivelent. Fat unattractive with 5 bellies ,6 double chins, bingo wings, dressed in tents and with 3 kids in tow and living in a crappy ex council house , thay have a list of qualities that you must have and say things like "must know how to treat a lady" ie spend lots of cash on me and "princess looking for knight etc" usually the wrong side of 35 and with more issues than heather mills, They actually seem to believe they can be choosy they send you a message and if you dont reply they sometimes get all stroppy,

Just wondering if this is mainly a female phenonemon caused by all this "because you are woth it" crap i suspect most of these old scrappers have more chance of winning the lottery than finding another husband with all the required qualities.

Charm the paint off walls me ;)

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Very much what i found, BRITISH females are the worst!

French women think they are the fatest in europe, in fact they are the lightest....british women think they the lightest and are the fatest!

You must be:-

Tall dark & hamsone

Able to fight off a SS division with one hand, but be sensative to her needs

Be Rich

She is:-

Fat

lots of kids

poor

Looking for a mug

They always post photo's from the 1980's!.....................had one say the photo was "last year"......the street behind was full of XR2's & XR3's etc.

Mike

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You're on the wrong sites, you using free ones? Best women are probably on Guardian Soulmates and mysinglefriend.

I'm told sites are full of deluded blokes too, social rejects with beer bellies who reckon they are fit as their favourite footballer.

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social rejects with beer bellies who reckon they are fit as their favourite footballer.

In my case that's true, my favourite footballer is Gazza.

Common requirements seem to be:

Must be solvent

Must have car

Must own your own house

An intriguing set of priorities when looking for love.

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You're on the wrong sites, you using free ones? Best women are probably on Guardian Soulmates and mysinglefriend.

I'm told sites are full of deluded blokes too, social rejects with beer bellies who reckon they are fit as their favourite footballer.

Where do I sign up?!

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Very much what i found, BRITISH females are the worst!

French women think they are the fatest in europe, in fact they are the lightest....british women think they the lightest and are the fatest!

You must be:-

Tall dark & hamsone

Able to fight off a SS division with one hand, but be sensative to her needs

Be Rich

She is:-

Fat

lots of kids

poor

Looking for a mug

They always post photo's from the 1980's!.....................had one say the photo was "last year"......the street behind was full of XR2's & XR3's etc.

Mike

Was that a local ad though Mikey? Could've been last week.

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Certainly a lot of crap out there.

I had some success with one of these sites though (now living with her!), my advice:

1. Use a pay site.

2. Let them come to you and be choosy. Ignore the chaff.

3. Meet up in real life asap.

4. Don't go to dinner on the first date - drinks only. Easy to escape that way.

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Certainly a lot of crap out there.

I had some success with one of these sites though (now living with her!), my advice:

1. Use a pay site.

2. Let them come to you and be choosy. Ignore the chaff.

3. Meet up in real life asap.

4. Don't go to dinner on the first date - drinks only. Easy to escape that way.

That's success? :huh:

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That's success? :huh:

:D

I do wonder at times..

If anything ever went wrong though I wouldn't bother with the whole bar scene - I'd be back online. The system works.

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:D

I do wonder at times..

If anything ever went wrong though I wouldn't bother with the whole bar scene - I'd be back online. The system works.

I love being single and not having to have sex. Ever. It's great.

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In my case that's true, my favourite footballer is Gazza.

Common requirements seem to be:

Must be solvent

Must have car

Must own your own house

An intriguing set of priorities when looking for love.

Oh oh.

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In my case that's true, my favourite footballer is Gazza.

Common requirements seem to be:

Must be solvent

Must have car

Must own your own house

An intriguing set of priorities when looking for love.

I'm all that... but I'm also married tongue.gif

Seriously though, when I compare my single male friends/colleagues to my single female friends/colleagues, there does seem to be something of a 'reality gap' when it comes to the expectations on the female side. I wouldnt quite put it as harshly as Mug did, and it varies from person to person, of course, but it's along those lines.

Hey ho, not that I have to care. The women will either realize that what they are looking for is not realisitic bearing in mind what they bring to the table... or they won't. And if i were single again, Mr P's position has a certain amount of attraction.

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Common requirements seem to be:

Must be solvent

Must have car

Must own your own house

That's pretty serious if you let the lady have access to your car keys! :o

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I'm all that... but I'm also married tongue.gif

Seriously though, when I compare my single male friends/colleagues to my single female friends/colleagues, there does seem to be something of a 'reality gap' when it comes to the expectations on the female side. I wouldnt quite put it as harshly as Mug did, and it varies from person to person, of course, but it's along those lines.

Hey ho, not that I have to care. The women will either realize that what they are looking for is not realisitic bearing in mind what they bring to the table... or they won't. And if i were single again, Mr P's position has a certain amount of attraction.

I am still good friends with an Ex of mine and she uses a well known dating site.Now she is quite an attractive girl but the people who she gets contact from are generally ten years older than their stated age.She has shown me some of the mails they send and men claiming to be "Professionals" don't appear to be able to spell or punctuate. Now to me this rather beggars belief,unless of course they are professional boxers who have taken a few too many hits to the head.

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I am still good friends with an Ex of mine and she uses a well known dating site.Now she is quite an attractive girl but the people who she gets contact from are generally ten years older than their stated age.She has shown me some of the mails they send and men claiming to be "Professionals" don't appear to be able to spell or punctuate. Now to me this rather beggars belief,unless of course they are professional boxers who have taken a few too many hits to the head.

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Yep, people lie a lot on the internet. Both sexes.

I guess I was refering to more general expectations, not viz-a-viz dating sites per se. And of course there are the exceptions to the rule on both sides.

Just an anecdote, an OK-average lass I know was recently expounding about the body shape and general appearance of man she was after, and got me thinking 'OK love, but you do know that any guy who looks like that is going to be at best gay and at worst such a narcissist that your only chance of a look-in is purely as arm-candy to show off how fabulous he is. And frankly, your not sufficiently arm-candy enough to appeal to that type of guy. So either way, you're likely to be out of luck.'

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Yep, people lie a lot on the internet. Both sexes.

I guess I was refering to more general expectations, not viz-a-viz dating sites per se. And of course there are the exceptions to the rule on both sides.

Just an anecdote, an OK-average lass I know was recently expounding about the body shape and general appearance of man she was after, and got me thinking 'OK love, but you do know that any guy who looks like that is going to be at best gay and at worst such a narcissist that your only chance of a look-in is purely as arm-candy to show off how fabulous he is. And frankly, your not sufficiently arm-candy enough to appeal to that type of guy. So either way, you're likely to be out of luck.'

Is it like Autotrader?

Can you enter the maximum mileage and wotnot?

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A little experiment for you guys. Make a female profile on one of these online dating sites with a random picture from somewhere, have her passable but nothing amazingly attractive. Witness the emails fly in every ten minutes. Now you know why they can be so choosy. You won't get a fraction of the responses even if you put up a brilliant male profile. Online dating is not for men, it's just to build up female's confidence. Get out in the real world keyboard jockeys. :D

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Is it like Autotrader?

Can you enter the maximum mileage and wotnot?

Just like Autotrader! A fantasy world of immaculate low mileage immaculate one owner luxury motors that are cheap to run! ;)

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Just like Autotrader! A fantasy world of immaculate low mileage immaculate one owner luxury motors that are cheap to run! ;)

:lol::lol::lol:

. . . and in mint condition with full service history.

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full service history.

Oooh. I was given to understand it was impolite to ask.

Another reason to be glad I'm more the 'get a reliable low mileage non-status-symbol model' and intend to run it till the wheels drop off.

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Girls on dating sites usually belong to one or more of the following categories:

- Terribly unattractive

- Uninteresting / bad personality

- Career woman (e.g I want a man because I don't have time for a dog)

- Illiterate

- Alcoholic

- Single mum

- Gold diggers / Wants to meet Brad Pitt lookalike with big wallet

- Old girl desperate for babies

I speak from experience :(

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A little experiment for you guys. Make a female profile on one of these online dating sites with a random picture from somewhere, have her passable but nothing amazingly attractive. Witness the emails fly in every ten minutes. Now you know why they can be so choosy. You won't get a fraction of the responses even if you put up a brilliant male profile. Online dating is not for men, it's just to build up female's confidence. Get out in the real world keyboard jockeys. :D

Have to agree, I only ever met up with two women from match.com that I contacted (and the one that I did date for several months turned out to be a complete pain). Most won't give you the time of day so it seems a waste of money. Meanwhile in reallife don't have any problem getting asked out by women that I meet without me even doing anything!

As you say when they are getting emails every 10 minutes you don't stand much chance.

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Yep, people lie a lot on the internet. Both sexes.

Hold on, if what you're saying is true... then maybe... all those people who post here on HPC that they've got half a mil stashed in the bank (house fund), a beemer and that they holiday every year in Cuba... but that at the moment they're living with their mum... maybe it's not all true? :unsure:

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:lol::lol::lol:

. . . and in mint condition with full service history.

I'm more interested in the genuine old bangers...

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Girls on dating sites usually belong to one or more of the following categories:

- Terribly unattractive

- Uninteresting / bad personality

- Career woman (e.g I want a man because I don't have time for a dog)

- Illiterate

- Alcoholic

- Single mum

- Gold diggers / Wants to meet Brad Pitt lookalike with big wallet

- Old girl desperate for babies

I speak from experience :(

Which category do you fall in to?

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