Todger Photos Baffle Old Bill

[juvenal]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-10715115

C'mon! Own up! Typical HPC behaviour!

Who's been plastering Sussex towns with photos of their old chap?

[Guest Skinty]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-10715115

C'mon! Own up! Typical HPC behaviour!

Who's been plastering Sussex towns with photos of their old chap?

Yeah I noticed that as well. But then it said that fees were about to rise and figured that was the point of the poster. You're supposed to think of the member getting larger.

Sussex university is a hotbed of wannabe radical political protest and they're rather put out if they don't actually have anything to protest about. The LGB society once chalked all over the campus "We don't convert we recruit". They got a telling off from the NUS for that.

[Darkman]

So now we know what Gordon's been up to since his demise.

Taking revenge on society with his *****!

[Ruffneck]

So now we know what Gordon's been up to since his demise.

Taking revenge on society with his *****!

like he could fuÇk up the country more than he did??

[Bob Loblaw]

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[Bossybabe]

Well done, Sussex Police, for recognising that it was a *****. Hampshire would have had considerable difficulty with that....

[The Ayatollah Buggeri]

Police spokesman: "However, from what we've seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified."

[happy_renting]

The police should have a todgerprint database.

If you are arrested, a policewoman should ink your todger and press it hard against a piece of paper, for official records.

Tough on crime, if you've nothing to hide, etc.

[Reck B]

The police should have a todgerprint database.

If you are arrested, a policewoman should ink your todger and press it hard against a piece of paper, for official records.

Tough on crime, if you've nothing to hide, etc.

Doesn't he post here? Will he mind?

[Bearfaced-Chic]

To paraphrase something I said on the other '****' thread..

A c*c* wearing a yellow ribbon?

Have they arrested the local Lib Dem MP yet?

Ha, only joking Lib Dems, you're alright (if a little misguided).

[Bosh]

I think the Police need to get on top of this willy quickly !!

Last thing they need is an extended willy hunt, cornering it and Gazza turning up with chicken and beer claiming to be best mates.

Could leave a bad taste in the mouth.

[Bearfaced-Chic]

Police are hunting a bald one-eyed man wearing a pink polo neck jumper.

[AThirdWay]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-10715115

C'mon! Own up! Typical HPC behaviour!

Who's been plastering Sussex towns with photos of their old chap?

I assume the yellow ribbon was added so the police could tell the difference between the poster and a mirror?

[Reck B]

The suspect arrives at the identity parade.

[profitofdoom]

Mrs P .who classes herself as a bit of an authority reckons that they are all as individual as fingerprints.Maybe they could draught her in.

[Guest X-QUORK]

I read "todger" as Ted Rogers.

Freudian?

[swissy_fit]

Mrs P .who classes herself as a bit of an authority reckons that they are all as individual as fingerprints.Maybe they could draught her in.

I'm hoping she works in the medical profession....

[Scunnered]

I read "todger" as Ted Rogers.

Freudian?

Drunk?