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helenreed

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Just seen an ad* on Channel 4 suggesting that, amongst other things, the economy could be causing erectile dysfunction.

The other thing that could apparently be causing it is your pet dog looking at you in a funny way.

So come on boys, is it?

*Advertiser is a company called 40over40

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Guest Ian Chesterton

Not a trace of pubes on that first one by the looks of things

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Its hard...to understand the thrust of this thread.

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Its hard...to understand the thrust of this thread.

ITs a bit of an anti-climax. I don't care how hard he tries, he's not going to get a rise out of me.

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Men suffer from erectile dysfunction while trying to fark ugly birds.

If you chicks took better care of your bodies to say nothing of your attitude, it would not be an issue.

Fact is men want to fark you but when push comes to shuv sometimes there are glitches because you are just not damned hot enough.

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So I take it the dog looking at you in a strange manner does not cause deflation.

Mrs Loo isnt a dog.

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Apparently you're beautiful so I rest my case. Of course it wouldn't happen to you.

It's your ugly sisters with attitude I'm talking about.

Yeah, some of them were great farks and the ones that weren't have always been extremely understanding with me.

But I hear horror stories ....

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Guest Ian Chesterton

But I hear horror stories ....

Probably from the women

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Guest Absolutely Fabulous

I'm not all that but I can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe.

Have you got any teeth?huh.gif

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"Flaccidness .... ?"

Not that one wishes to overly nitpick but there is very little that is as unattractive as intellectual flabbiness.

The term is,

"flaccidity."

Not flaccidness.

Dumb thick slapper demands in an accusatorial tone,

"Why kin't you get itt oop?"

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I'm not all that but I can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe.

That's sure to help! Some women have obviously never learned the art of seduction.

Er hum.....:rolleyes:

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It's the nobless recovery.

did you hear about the man with 3 flaccid members?

it was a load of 8ollox!

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  • 261 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
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