Harry Sacks Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 I did some work for a semi pro property developer with an IO mortgage on a huge crumbling country pyle he bought just weeks before the CC. Yes, he was planning to flip it. I says - "see the paper today? BoE want to cap mortgages at 75% LTV." He replies - "but how will _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VeryMeanReversion Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 I did some work for a semi pro property developer with an IO mortgage on a huge crumbling country pyle he bought just weeks before the CC. Yes, he was planning to flip it. I says - "see the paper today? BoE want to cap mortgages at 75% LTV." He replies - "but how will _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ? " "but how will the greater fool save my 4rse ? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scappers Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Can we do it as hangman ? I go for "E". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Sacks Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 Can we do it as hangman ? I go for "E". _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E _ _ _ E _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E _ ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concrete Jungle Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E _ _ _ E _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E _ ? Can I have an A please Bob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Sacks Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E _ _ _ E _ A _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E _ ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snugglybear Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E _ _ _ E _ A _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E _ ? Is that all one word? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahBell Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E _ _ _ E _ A _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E _ ? T. Bound to be one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo Loo Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 I did some work for a semi pro property developer with an IO mortgage on a huge crumbling country pyle he bought just weeks before the CC. Yes, he was planning to flip it. I says - "see the paper today? BoE want to cap mortgages at 75% LTV." He replies - "but how will _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ? " "that paper fit up your ar5e? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Sacks Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 (edited) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E _ _ _ E _ A _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E _ ? T. Bound to be one of them. ..._ _ _ _T T_ _E _ _ _E_ _ A_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _E_? Five words Edited July 15, 2010 by dom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo Loo Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 ..._ _ _ _T T_ _E _ _ _E_ _ A_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _E_? Five words can I have a P please Bob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snugglybear Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 ..._ _ _ _T T_ _E _ _ _E_ _ A_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _E_? Five words It's "first time buyers afford" something. Can't work out the something, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snugglybear Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Oh, yes. Houses. This is HousePriceCrash, isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_w_ Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 'FIRST TIME BUYERS AFFORD HOUSES' Do I get a prize? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvidFan Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 houses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_w_ Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Oh, yes. Houses. This is HousePriceCrash, isn't it. Oh bother, you beat me to it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snugglybear Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 'FIRST TIME BUYERS AFFORD HOUSES' Do I get a prize? Beat you to it. Do I get anything off the bottom shelf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Sacks Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 (edited) You get 10 Zim$ Edited July 15, 2010 by dom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo Loo Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 You get 10 Zim$ better make it 1000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AThirdWay Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 better make it 1000. You trying to raise a deposit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RufflesTheGuineaPig Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 You trying to raise a deposit? $1000zim is worth what..... 0.00001p? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AThirdWay Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 $1000zim is worth what..... 0.00001p? Fair bit to go then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Spart Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Just for art's sake, I'd like to see a Missing Words Competition where the best possible caption is "Missing Words Competition". (Sadly there is no emoticon for someone with their chin in their hands) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Sacks Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 (edited) for an extra $10Zim, can anyone tell me the correct HPC retort to -"how will first time buyer afford houses?" in this context? Edited July 15, 2010 by dom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Sacks Posted July 15, 2010 Author Share Posted July 15, 2010 I'm going to have to hurry you.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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