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I did some work for a semi pro property developer with an IO mortgage on a huge crumbling country pyle he bought just weeks before the CC. Yes, he was planning to flip it.

I says - "see the paper today? BoE want to cap mortgages at 75% LTV."

He replies - "but how will _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ? "

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I did some work for a semi pro property developer with an IO mortgage on a huge crumbling country pyle he bought just weeks before the CC. Yes, he was planning to flip it.

I says - "see the paper today? BoE want to cap mortgages at 75% LTV."

He replies - "but how will _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ? "

"but how will the greater fool save my 4rse ? "

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Can we do it as hangman ? I go for "E".

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E _ _ _ E _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E _ ?

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I did some work for a semi pro property developer with an IO mortgage on a huge crumbling country pyle he bought just weeks before the CC. Yes, he was planning to flip it.

I says - "see the paper today? BoE want to cap mortgages at 75% LTV."

He replies - "but how will _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ? "

"that paper fit up your ar5e?

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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E _ _ _ E _ A _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ E _ ?

T.

Bound to be one of them.

..._ _ _ _T T_ _E _ _ _E_ _ A_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _E_?

Five words

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..._ _ _ _T T_ _E _ _ _E_ _ A_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _E_?

Five words

can I have a P please Bob?

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Just for art's sake, I'd like to see a Missing Words Competition where the best possible caption is "Missing Words Competition".

(Sadly there is no emoticon for someone with their chin in their hands)

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for an extra $10Zim, can anyone tell me the correct HPC retort to -"how will first time buyer afford houses?" in this context?

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  • 142 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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