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In Praise Of Older Women

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Ladies over 50 will love this!!!

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 50

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 50 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage[/size][/color][/font][/b]. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Never heard babies described like that before. Unless as a "silly sausage"?

BTW shouldn't that be 'give'?

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Ladies over 50 will love this!!!

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For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage[/color][/font][/b]. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Funny, and so true. :D:lol:

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I appreciate.... a woman with emotional maturity. Which often comes with maturity of years.

And why oh why oh why have I got some googleads thing for what appears to be an agency for teenage, blonde, russian mail-order brides coming up when I view this thread? Seriously....

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And why oh why oh why have I got some googleads thing for what appears to be an agency for teenage, blonde, russian mail-order brides coming up when I view this thread? Seriously....

Because you don't use Adblock ?

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He missed out one important thing. As women get older they get more confident in what they want sexually and usually get more filthy. I would give detailed examples but for some reason this is no longer allowed on this website ?

Strange - because you can happily read about these sort of things on Cosmo chat sites !!

Anyway - to put it generally. Most women get filthier with age. I know it. I mean I REALLY know. :)

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Having a conversation over dinner, perhaps sitting at a heavily be-linened, silvered and crystaled table-for-two in a discreet corner of a terrace of a hotel overlooking Lake Como (I won't name drop), with a mature woman who can let silences be or can lead and follow any topic of the day while nonchalantly choosing well from the menu and the wine list (the waiters are at her beck and call) is probably one of the more uplifting and dare I say erotic experiences known to a younger man.

ccc has touched on this before - you are on a different plane when the person you are with has ceased to try and impress and is therefore much more impressive.

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He missed out one important thing. As women get older they get more confident in what they want sexually and usually get more filthy. I would give detailed examples but for some reason this is no longer allowed on this website ?

Strange - because you can happily read about these sort of things on Cosmo chat sites !!

Anyway - to put it generally. Most women get filthier with age. I know it. I mean I REALLY know. :)

Yeah but be honest, you're just being gallant - a filthy gorgeous woman in her late 20s/30s is best for sex, after that the visual stimulation becomes impaired, although this is only one part of it.

All this waffle about being like a bottle of wine etc, in fact wine only improves with age up to a point, after that it goes slowly downhill.

Same for men btw, whatever mmm..beer says about Dr House we don't generally improve after about 45.

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Guest Absolutely Fabulous

All true!

Swings and roundabouts though eh?

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Errr, over 50 darlin', not over 90!

Also how many younger women do you know that look like the lass in her undies? If you think she is typical, I suspect you don't get many women down to the buff.rolleyes.gif

Shan't tell tho'. It can be our little secret.wink.gif

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Yeah but be honest, you're just being gallant - a filthy gorgeous woman in her late 20s/30s is best for sex, after that the visual stimulation becomes impaired, although this is only one part of it.

All this waffle about being like a bottle of wine etc, in fact wine only improves with age up to a point, after that it goes slowly downhill.

Same for men btw, whatever mmm..beer says about Dr House we don't generally improve after about 45.

Yes, the looks may initially be the draw, but once sexually aroused, our visual senses take a back seat to our olfactory and tactile ones.

Ask any half-informed practitioner/specialist in the field of human behaviour.smile.gif

PS My OH reckoned I was better looking at 50 than I was at 20. biggrin.gif

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Yeah but be honest, you're just being gallant - a filthy gorgeous woman in her late 20s/30s is best for sex, after that the visual stimulation becomes impaired, although this is only one part of it.

All this waffle about being like a bottle of wine etc, in fact wine only improves with age up to a point, after that it goes slowly downhill.

Same for men btw, whatever mmm..beer says about Dr House we don't generally improve after about 45.

Well it depends. Yes I see your point - however there is something extra hot about an extra filthy older woman.

ccc will be along to suggest that this one could give a great bj in a minute!

:)

Tasty.

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Errr, over 50 darlin', not over 90!

:lol:

Fair enough.

Although I think I'm right in saying that a 50 year old will be over 90 (if she get's that far) before a 35 year old.

Also how many younger women do you know that look like the lass in her undies? If you think she is typical, I suspect you don't get many women down to the buff.rolleyes.gif

Shan't tell tho'. It can be our little secret.wink.gif

Or, I am very lucky and great with women!!

...... although in this case you happen to be right!

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My gran is on the internet! :huh:

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ccc will be along to suggest that this one could give a great bj in a minute!

:)

Well, she's bound to have lost her teeth, which means you won't be stressed out worrying about the risk of accidental circumcisions in the heat of the moment :)

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Errr, over 50 darlin', not over 90!

Also how many younger women do you know that look like the lass in her undies? If you think she is typical, I suspect you don't get many women down to the buff.rolleyes.gif

Shan't tell tho'. It can be our little secret.wink.gif

According to the internet, they all are!

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Yes, the looks may initially be the draw, but once sexually aroused, our visual senses take a back seat to our olfactory and tactile ones.

Ask any half-informed practitioner/specialist in the field of human behaviour.smile.gif

PS My OH reckoned I was better looking at 50 than I was at 20. biggrin.gif

I take your point, but it's nice sometimes to leave the lights on while it's still worth it. Probably only a few years left for me where it's worth doing so for either party!

You may have been more sexy at 50 in many different ways, a better overall package, but I doubt if you looked better when exiting the shower.

I have a semi-technical question for those who have frequented post-menopausal ladies :

When a woman is excited, you can taste it quite strongly in their mouth, a sort of milky/spicy taste - this has a feedback effect of increasing the mans excitement(well, mine anyway). It's stronger at different points in their cycle, also stronger with some women than others. (Cue the curry jokes)

Is this also the case post-menopause? If not, I think I'll give up sex after 50 or will have to start making a fool of myself with young ones.

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I take your point, but it's nice sometimes to leave the lights on while it's still worth it. Probably only a few years left for me where it's worth doing so for either party!

You may have been more sexy at 50 in many different ways, a better overall package, but I doubt if you looked better when exiting the shower.

I have a semi-technical question for those who have frequented post-menopausal ladies :

When a woman is excited, you can taste it quite strongly in their mouth, a sort of milky/spicy taste - this has a feedback effect of increasing the mans excitement(well, mine anyway). It's stronger at different points in their cycle, also stronger with some women than others. (Cue the curry jokes)

Is this also the case post-menopause? If not, I think I'll give up sex after 50 or will have to start making a fool of myself with young ones.

Not having kissed many women in such a way, I could not say. huh.gif

I do know tho', that the best aphrodisiac is an excited partner.

PS Whilst nor wanting to get into in-depth personal discussions about my body on the net, rolleyes.gif I must just say - in response to the shower comment - that at 50 my boobs were firmer than several of my friend's were at 32. They are even now.cool.gif

Women differ from one to another is SO many ways.

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I've always had a thing for 27 year olds ever since a late-teenage crush on Susannah Doyle who played Joy in Drop the Dead Donkey. I looked her up and she was 27 at the time and it's just kinda stuck with me. :unsure:

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I've always had a thing for 27 year olds ever since a late-teenage crush on Susannah Doyle who played Joy in Drop the Dead Donkey. I looked her up and she was 27 at the time and it's just kinda stuck with me. :unsure:

:)

What degree of autism do you have?

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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

:D .......I can't get my head around why people bother to get married, it gives no guarantee of a lifetime of commitment from either party, true love does not need a certificate or a need to give proof to the outside world......the older you get the better it gets. ;)

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