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Patient Arrested After Hiding Pills Under Genitals

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I'm not sure this is such a good pun thread after all. I'm finding it hard to come up with one and I started the fecker.

FAIL.

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Doctors are concerned for the safety of his wife Paris after the patient admitted there had been more but "Paris ate 'em all".

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I'm not sure this is such a good pun thread after all. I'm finding it hard to come up with one and I started the fecker.

FAIL.

Less than 30 minutes and you're already a little testy over something very small. Much ado about nothing.

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Less than 30 minutes and you're already a little testy over something very small. Much ado about nothing.

Nazi.

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:lol:

A little crotchety this afternoon? Monday morning syndrome?

Nothing personal, I'm just trying to jazz up my failed thread by bringing in Godwin's Law.

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Nothing personal, I'm just trying to jazz up my failed thread by bringing in Godwin's Law.

I didn't think you were going to bawl me out so early in a thread.

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I didn't think you were going to bawl me out so early in a thread.

This is all tongue in cheek, try and relax a bit.

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This is all tongue in cheek, try and relax a bit.

I **** think of any more just now. Willy or won't he be able to keep the thread going until the evening crowd arrive?

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He should get the sack..... He must be nuts..... Hiding his rocks under his rocks..... Crack under his sack.... Ludes under his rudes...... Sorry, i'm getting desperate now!

Brown in the brown?

I am bored this afternoon btw. I'm waiting for a customer to turn it off and on again. Keep 'em coming.

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I **** think of any more just now. Willy or won't he be able to keep the thread going until the evening crowd arrive?

Bloody hell, I've been slower than a NAAFI watch haven't I? I thought you were being a bit, you know...Asbergers.

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Bloody hell, I've been slower than a NAAFI watch haven't I? I thought you were being a bit, you know...Asbergers.

Half-cocked perchance?

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Under his balls? They could easily have migrated into his an'us.

Bet that cannister of pills bl00dy reeks now though.

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Under his balls? They could easily have migrated into his an'us.

Bet that cannister of pills bl00dy reeks now though.

I'm sure not everyone's privates honk to high heaven... :huh:

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Under his balls? They could easily have migrated into his an'us.

Bet that cannister of pills bl00dy reeks now though.

Analgesics?

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I'm sure not everyone's privates honk to high heaven... :huh:

You have a smell-less scrotum?

Your wife/girlfriend will disagree.

The ball bag seems to be one of those areas that always has a little reek, no matter how hard you scrub! Just slide a finger in the crack between your ballbag and leg now and give it a whiff, I dare ya. If there is no smell, then this will be no problem for you! :D:D

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


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