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HOUSES, for so long the friends of mankind, have finally turned against their masters, according to the latest property market survey.

Mortgage lenders have reported a sharp rise in houses uprooting themselves from their foundations and embarking on murderous rampages, caused by either a comet which recently skimmed the earth's atmosphere or the tightening of credit conditions since April.

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He added: "It is a concern for homeowners, particularly those with a five-year fixed rate or a tracker. In the short term prices will be affected, while in the medium to long term they'll kill every single one of us."

The leader of the houses, 28 Rathbone Place, said: "For centuries we have given you shelter and warmth and you repay us by mutilating our kitchens in the vain pursuit of profit, or to make your friends feel inferior and worthless. It ends now."

More on the ball than the mainstream press as usual :)

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The MSM talk of property as though it is a living entity, but not believing it is. Now the Mash reveal all. Scarey.

BTW:- Where do I vote? - I can't see the tick box :(

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The Daily Mash

More on the ball than the mainstream press as usual :)

Is John 'The Lion' or "eDDie the Eagle" -

D_ice_y question?

Have you bEEn living a lie?

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