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It's deliberate and very funny.

It's the sort of stuff a journo dreams of. Similar to 'the batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey'

One I remember is 'Village People Support Gay Vicar'

This must've been deliberate because you'd naturally write 'Villagers Support Gay Vicar'.

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Best one ever was about job losses.

LOCAL MP WANTS JOBS BLOW REVERSED

+1 - that is the best headine ever. This one wasnt even trying... could have had, for example

"Super fit Dix sqeezes a magnificent 9 inch lead over tired Gay"

"Exhausted Gay comes in behind following magnificent Dix thrusts to come first."

Amateurs!

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Amateurs, all of you!

Now kneel and bow down before the world's best ever headline - created for this sports story:

Ten years ago on Monday, one of the most seismic results in Scottish Cup history took place as First Division Inverness Caledonian Thistle dumped Celtic out of the Scottish Cup 3-1 in Glasgow.The Highland side - formed from the controversial merger of Inverness Caledonian and Inverness Thistle only six years before - were still part-time as they knocked out the Glasgow giants....

And the headline read:

Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious

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Guest theboltonfury

I remember when Frank Sinatra had sheep cell injections to stop aging and the headline (in the Sun I think) was 'I've got ewes under my skin'.

When the Indian guy won the first ever rollover lottery. In the Sun

Vindaloot.

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