Si1 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 There was a young girl from Dunleary Set herself up as a landlady She bought several flats Decorated with mats And ended up bankrupt and teary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orsino Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Climb up the ladder Into the dead money tree Notes worth less than leaves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si1 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 There once was a banker called Andy Who thought it was just fine and dandy To lend people money As if it were funny To give home-loans just like they were candy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si1 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 There was a young girl from Calcutta Who was randomly heard to mutter 'Men that do rent are quite clearly bent I'd rather a leveraged nutter' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si1 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 There once was a man from Kirkuk who thought he would go for a look at flats with his cousin he bought 'bout a dozen And sold up in time what good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theboltonfury Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 There once was a man from Kirkuk who thought he would go for a look at flats with his cousin he bought 'bout a dozen And sold up in time what good luck Richard Stilgoe?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theboltonfury Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 A Haiku in the style of Steve Cook. Today is so bleak, But tomorrow will be worse. I may top myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indirectapproach Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 How about, buy in the U S A don't they have a real H P C? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indirectapproach Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 How about B P? Their shares might be a good buy, Libya says so. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/oilandgas/7873702/Libya-eyes-stake-in-bargain-BP.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indirectapproach Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Oh well that's enough Haiku, time for a nap now Things to do later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si1 Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 a young married woman was sent proof that her husband was bent it didn't matter so much as he was really quite butch and owned several houses in Kent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Hello there G.I. I will love you for long time Give me five dollar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scunnered Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 Buy-to-let fortunes Are scattered by the winds Like cherry-blossom. (Bit of wishful thinking there.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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