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Haiku Price Crash

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OK, if anyone doesn't know what a Haiku is, here's a summary from our ever friendly Wikipedia:

Haiku is a popular form of unrhymed Japanese poetry, which evolved in the 17th century from the hokku, or opening verse of a renku. Generally written in a single vertical line, the haiku contains three sections totalling 17 onji (see above, at Tanka), structured in a 5-7-5 pattern. Traditionally, haiku contain (1) a kireji, or cutting word, usually placed at the end of one of the poem's three sections; and (2) a kigo, or season-word. The most famous exponent of the haiku was Matsuo Bashō (1644–1694).

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So, the challenge is, who can come up with the best HPC / credit crunch / GC2 / financial armageddon haiku?

It certainly won't be me, but heres an example:

House prices gone sky high

Stock up on beans and tin foil

World armageddon.

Hopefully people can do better than that :)

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House prices gone sky high

Stock up on beans and tin foil

World armageddon.

HPI outperformed England football team

2010 came and referee disallowed the goal

Chancellor's red card

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Frayed like a brown rope

the poor long sketch of a man

back to Kircaldy

Quality!

Pyramid of pain

It should be over by now

F u c k ed by New Labour

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As a northerner Haikus are poncey, so try this:

a canny investor from Trowse

decided to rent out his house

he got easy re-mortgages

some audis and porsches

and several weekends shooting grouse

thankyou

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As a northerner Haikus are poncey, so try this:

a canny investor from Trowse

decided to rent out his house

he got easy re-mortgages

some audis and porsches

and several weekends shooting grouse

thankyou

The canny investor from Trowse

Eventually lost his house

There were no more loans

His cars went back home

He is now as poor as a mouse

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Guest anorthosite

BNP have gone

Off topic is more fun now

Lets all talk about breasts

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Guest anorthosite

Do you feel so horny?

Don't google lemon party

You will chuck your guts

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Guest anorthosite

Two girls and one cup

Shall I pass you some eye bleach?

I should just go home

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Guest anorthosite

Here's one you won't like

Imagine both the Wilsons

Doing it doggy style

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Guest anorthosite

Lets all print money

By quantatitive easing

Like that, don't you bitch?

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Guest anorthosite

Did you spill my pint?

Are you looking at my bird?

I'll take you all on.

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Guest theboltonfury

not many of seem to be able to count to 5. Either that, or we're not sure what a syllable is.

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Guest theboltonfury

House? Who gives a f.uck?

Anorthosite loves the Hoff,

Hovis drives a truck.

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  • 140 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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