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Any Russian Sleeper Agents On Here?

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There's been all this stuff about the Russian sleeper agents in the US over the last few days, and now in today's Telegraph we've got Former intelligence chief Stella Rimington warns of threat to Britain from Russian spies.

Dame Stella said she believed Russia still possesses "a very large and well-resourced intelligence community" which remains a threat to British economic and security interests.

"The successor organisations to the KGB are every bit as active as their predecessor," she said, "Are the Russians up to the same sort of thing in Britain? You bet they are, if they think they can get away with it."

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Now HPC's a bit of a hotbed for rubbishing the UK government, so might we not have some fifth columnists sowing discontent on the behalf of hostile nations? Come on, own up.

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Jesus, we've got the entire army on this thread already.

I've been trained to watch those Reds.

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MI5 just got another one. Those guys are good.

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Jesus, we've got the entire army on this thread already.

Need some air support?

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I had lunch at a restaurant less than 50 meters from the Lubyanka where I met my local contact. We exchanged our code phrases such as "Phew, it's warm today isn't it?".

I'm coming back to the U.K. for a short visit where I will use a similar phrase to begin coversations with local high value assets such as my communications provider know by his codename 'Jones, the post'. :ph34r:

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мой ховеркрафт полн eels

Идиот! вы должны напасть на пляже, прежде чем открыть двери чертов!

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сколько леса сурок лесной североамериканский бросил бы, если сурок лесной североамериканский мог бы бросить лес?

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Where's General Melchett? We've got a Soviet invasion underway!

I always knew perestroika was a diversion tactic.

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Where's General Melchett? We've got a Soviet invasion underway!

I always knew perestroika was a diversion tactic.

I'm here.

Don't panic: There's a whole load of beastly huns* between us and them. Stiff upper lip and all that!

*And Poland and Belgium, and a little piece of Northern France.

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I'm here.

Don't panic: There's a whole load of beastly huns* between us and them. Stiff upper lip and all that!

*And Poland and Belgium, and a little piece of Northern France.

They're under the bloody beds sah!!

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сколько леса сурок лесной североамериканский бросил бы, если сурок лесной североамериканский мог бы бросить лес?

Ah, the old North American forest marmot and its cable-tossing proclivity:

Babelfish:

How much forest marmot forest North American would throw, if marmot forest North American could throw forest?

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Идиот! вы должны напасть на пляже, прежде чем открыть двери чертов!

Idiot! You must attack on the beach, before opening the door ******ing?????

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Idiot! You must attack on the beach, before opening the door ******ing?????

Да.

Пожалуйста консультируйтесь с руководством оператора.

Капиталистические свиньи будут только побеждены, если храбрые товарищи великолепной революции приземлятся на берегу вместо того, чтобы тонуть в море угрей.

Ваша нехватка веры тревожит товарища, сообщение к лагерю перевоспитания B.

:angry:

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Ah, the old North American forest marmot and its cable-tossing proclivity:

Babelfish:

How much forest marmot forest North American would throw, if marmot forest North American could throw forest?

It loses something in translation, doesn't it?

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Да.

Пожалуйста консультируйтесь с руководством оператора.

Капиталистические свиньи будут только побеждены, если храбрые товарищи великолепной революции приземлятся на берегу вместо того, чтобы тонуть в море угрей.

Ваша нехватка веры тревожит товарища, сообщение к лагерю перевоспитания B.

:angry:

Не морской угорь, только не это:o

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