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Adverts That May Cause You To Inflict Pain On An Innocent Person

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Webuyanycar....A mandatory death sentence should be in place for anyone who commissions adverts like this.

That Frosties Advert from a while back with that bootable little shite singing "their gonna taste great...etc" so bad that it gave rise to an urban legend stating the kid had gone into hiding for his own safety.

Edited to add: Any cash for gold adverts that ask "Any gold lying about in your house?". But of course! How silly of me to forget about the chest full of dubloons at the back of the wardrobe.

Could be amusing to ring them and say you haven't got any gold as yet, but will require their services as soon as you have sourced some rohypnol and a pair of pliers.

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but those CostCutter Ads really cause me to chafe..If I see a life size scale model of Darren Gough, I might have to take my frustrations on it (er, actually that sounds a bit dodgy..)

First time I've seen that (the benefits of not having a telly) but it's already getting on my nerves.

Who is Darren Gough anyway? From his manner and accent I'd say either an ex-footballer or a former regional news presenter.

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I hate anything that has been dubbed in to English. You want people to spend money on your product but you can't be arsed to actually make an advert specifically for us.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XziZ-H_iaf0

Someone mentioned those farkin Halifax ads earlier on, but those CostCutter Ads really cause me to chafe..If I see a life size scale model of Darren Gough, I might have to take my frustrations on it (er, actually that sounds a bit dodgy..)

The only CostCutters I know are so dodgy they are known fondly as Throatcutters. Prance around in there and see what happens.

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Lloyds bank...for the journey....Do they like sex and travel? Well FXXK OFF then.

British Gas adverts. On all the time...TV and Radio, drive me nuts.

That strange looking woman falling over in reception. If she won all that compensation at least she could get a proper haircut.

How I miss those Picture the Loan adverts. So much humour when Dad finds Josh's scooter. How quaint...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY_mPrjHQyY

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Those building society ads with the singing Brummy tw@t and his NHS goggles make me want to take a high powered rifle up the nearest bell tower.

Come to think of it, I really will be in a bell tower this afternoon.

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Those building society ads with the singing Brummy tw@t and his NHS goggles make me want to take a high powered rifle up the nearest bell tower.

Come to think of it, I really will be in a bell tower this afternoon.

Are you putting a satellite dish on the church? :huh:

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Are you putting a satellite dish on the church? :huh:

Doing a survey to install 3G antennas so that all the parishoners can download their porn nice and quickly.

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  • 140 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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