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Cause Of All Our Problems Found! 'report Americans'

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The cause of the housing bubble. the cold war and generally everything bad thats ever happened in the last 40 years has been found.

It was apparently the Russians all along. A sexy New York real estate enterpeneur/spy Anna Chapman has been apprehended by the FBI after they discovered her trying to download Noriel Roubinis thoughts on the gold market..

It was thought that this femme fatal used advanced wireless dead drop techniques and 'tradecraft' which involved dressing up in a tight short dress and showing her legs while speaking with a sexy russian accent.

Its thought that she had silicon breasts embeded with bluetooth which she could use to download intels about the price of real estate in new york.

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she would walk up to her contact who would greet with the phrase "didn't we meet in Moscow last year?" to which she would reply "no but look at my breasts". which was a signal for her contact to deposit a sum of money with her after exchanging 'secrets'.

its also thought that she was employed as a proffessional 'Slave' at BarCap.. they have all kinds of exciting 'roles' there....

you couldn't make this up could you ?

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    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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