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Gordon Brown Wrecked An Antique Downing Street Table

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The demons inside the former UK Prime Minister were revealed shortly after the Cameron team entered Downing Street on 11th May 2010. They were concerned to discover deep grooves in the antique mahogany table in a panelled, ground floor office.

So extensive was the damage that an enquiry was held into who, or what, could have caused such reckless destruction. A Downing Street source was reported in The Daily Telegraph on 13th June as explaining: 'It became apparent that the marks were caused by his [brown's] manic scratchings. He was clearly writing very angrily with his pen and the marks came through the paper onto the table. Some are two or three inches long and very deep'.

Specialist cleaners have been unable to remove the marks despite frantic polishing. The gauged mahogony table will therefore remain unrepaired in Downing Street: an appropriate memorial to the most destructive Chancellor and Prime Minister in British history.

This, and much more, over at:

http://www.worldreports.org/news/294_obama_lies_and_double_crosses_the_g_8_and_g_20

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The demons inside the former UK Prime Minister were revealed shortly after the Cameron team entered Downing Street on 11th May 2010. They were concerned to discover deep grooves in the antique mahogany table in a panelled, ground floor office.

So extensive was the damage that an enquiry was held into who, or what, could have caused such reckless destruction. A Downing Street source was reported in The Daily Telegraph on 13th June as explaining: 'It became apparent that the marks were caused by his [brown's] manic scratchings. He was clearly writing very angrily with his pen and the marks came through the paper onto the table. Some are two or three inches long and very deep'.

Specialist cleaners have been unable to remove the marks despite frantic polishing. The gauged mahogony table will therefore remain unrepaired in Downing Street: an appropriate memorial to the most destructive Chancellor and Prime Minister in British history.

This, and much more, over at:

http://www.worldrepo...he_g_8_and_g_20

Wow! That really is a crackpot site - cheers for the link.

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Forensic analysis can now reveal what the PM was writing at the time:

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Forensic analysis can now reveal what the PM was writing at the time:

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Wow! That really is a crackpot site - cheers for the link.

Yes, there's some "out there" stuff on his site. But if you look at all the names named, the documents reproduced and consider that he's never been sued, you have to wonder if he is a crackpot. Ex financial advisor to Thatch.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Story

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/gordon-brown/7823381/Gordon-Brown-will-leave-his-mark-forever-in-Downing-Street.html

The mark of "Zorro" has struck again. Two years after Gordon Brown was held responsible for permanent damage to the Commons Dispatch Box, he stands accused of more inadvertent vandalism.

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