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Get these men squared away Corporal, in a smart, soldierlike and uniform manner!

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Get these men squared away Corporal, in a smart, soldierlike and uniform manner!

My sister, who shares the same relaxed attitude to casual sex as myself, wants to join your thingy (Regiment?). She will need a firm hand though and plenty of one-to-one training.

Would you be willing to take her under your wing, so to speak?

I have attached a photo, so you will know when she turns up.

Will I tell her to report to you immediately and do everything you say?

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Get these men squared away Corporal, in a smart, soldierlike and uniform manner!

'What's under the cap is yours, laddy. What's outside the cap is ours!'

GET YOUR HAIR CUT!

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My sister, who shares the same relaxed attitude to casual sex as myself, wants to join your thingy (Regiment?). She will need a firm hand though and plenty of one-to-one training.

Would you be willing to take her under your wing, so to speak?

I have attached a photo, so you will know when she turns up.

Will I tell her to report to you immediately and do everything you say?

cphawng.jpg

My RSM once commented that the difference between a woman and a teabag is that given enough resources, time and patience, you can make a half-decent soldier out of a teabag.

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My RSM once commented that the difference between a woman and a teabag is that given enough resources, time and patience, you can make a half-decent soldier out of a teabag.

I guess my cousin isn't welcome either then?

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I guess my cousin isn't welcome either then?

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I suppose we could find a place for her in the mortar platoon as a base plate.

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  • 261 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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