Guest X-QUORK Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 It's the new avatar see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 It's the new avatar see. Stand by your beds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Stand by your beds! Get these men squared away Corporal, in a smart, soldierlike and uniform manner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel stallion Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Get these men squared away Corporal, in a smart, soldierlike and uniform manner! My sister, who shares the same relaxed attitude to casual sex as myself, wants to join your thingy (Regiment?). She will need a firm hand though and plenty of one-to-one training. Would you be willing to take her under your wing, so to speak? I have attached a photo, so you will know when she turns up. Will I tell her to report to you immediately and do everything you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juvenal Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 Get these men squared away Corporal, in a smart, soldierlike and uniform manner! 'What's under the cap is yours, laddy. What's outside the cap is ours!' GET YOUR HAIR CUT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 My sister, who shares the same relaxed attitude to casual sex as myself, wants to join your thingy (Regiment?). She will need a firm hand though and plenty of one-to-one training. Would you be willing to take her under your wing, so to speak? I have attached a photo, so you will know when she turns up. Will I tell her to report to you immediately and do everything you say? My RSM once commented that the difference between a woman and a teabag is that given enough resources, time and patience, you can make a half-decent soldier out of a teabag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daniel stallion Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 My RSM once commented that the difference between a woman and a teabag is that given enough resources, time and patience, you can make a half-decent soldier out of a teabag. I guess my cousin isn't welcome either then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest X-QUORK Posted June 25, 2010 Share Posted June 25, 2010 I guess my cousin isn't welcome either then? I suppose we could find a place for her in the mortar platoon as a base plate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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