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Guest Noodle

Ever fallen in love with someone?

Ever fallen in love?

In love with someone

Ever fallen in love? (Love…)

In love with someone

You shouldn't've fallen in love with?

Yeah. The wife.

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OK - I was 14 or 15 and went to a New Year's Eve party. I really fancied a similar-aged girl who was there and was pretty sure she felt the same. Anyway, I got absolutely wrecked to the point where I had no idea where I was or what I was doing. I was bad enough that my parents had to be called to collect me as the other party goers were getting worried about me.

A few days later, after needing to stay in bed and being grounded anyway, I met up with my friends again and found out that I'd tried getting off with the girl but, upon being spurned, ended up snogging the hosts' golden retriever, and I mean properly with tongues and everything.

The golden retriever was at least female but I suppose it still counts as "forbidden love".

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OK - I was 14 or 15 and went to a New Year's Eve party. I really fancied a similar-aged girl who was there and was pretty sure she felt the same. Anyway, I got absolutely wrecked to the point where I had no idea where I was or what I was doing. I was bad enough that my parents had to be called to collect me as the other party goers were getting worried about me.

A few days later, after needing to stay in bed and being grounded anyway, I met up with my friends again and found out that I'd tried getting off with the girl but, upon being spurned, ended up snogging the hosts' golden retriever, and I mean properly with tongues and everything.

The golden retriever was at least female but I suppose it still counts as "forbidden love".

Nice work.

Did you keep in touch with the retriever or are you a cad?

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When I was 10-12 I used to bunk together with my cousin on holidays in Scotland. She looked like a 1950s movie star, in the mold of a blonde Elizabeth Taylor.

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We used to play all day together and get quite physical, fighting and wrestling, rolling around, dressing up etc. She was a bit older than me. It took all my will not to climb up to the top bunk and get in with her. I'm glad I didn't. B)

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I'm ashamed to say I don't even remember her name.

That's the advantage with dogs. They have their name on a collar so you can easily remember it.

Well, them and supermarket checkout staff.

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:lol:

Ditto. Twice!

Is there a nerve connection between c*ck and brain? If I could just find it and sever it.........

My weakness was kindness unfortunately.

The old moo is back, heavily pregnant, 100 kgs and frankly we're getting on quite well, even do the garden together (I tend to potter these days). She's been very active in arranging the guttering folks to come round and finish off the rainwater harvesting system, my design, quite clever.

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OK - I was 14 or 15 and went to a New Year's Eve party. I really fancied a similar-aged girl who was there and was pretty sure she felt the same. Anyway, I got absolutely wrecked to the point where I had no idea where I was or what I was doing. I was bad enough that my parents had to be called to collect me as the other party goers were getting worried about me.

A few days later, after needing to stay in bed and being grounded anyway, I met up with my friends again and found out that I'd tried getting off with the girl but, upon being spurned, ended up snogging the hosts' golden retriever, and I mean properly with tongues and everything.

The golden retriever was at least female but I suppose it still counts as "forbidden love".

That is absolute comedy gold.

Encore!

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