Ologhai Jones Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I stand by disinterested - a man is never uninterested in a woman (unless he's gay). So, a man is more attractive if he's 'impartial, unbiased and just' towards a woman? I would've thought it would be pretty difficult for someone to casually demonstrate their impartiality in initial wine-bar conversation... EDIT: I was so astonished by the whole choice-of-word thing, that I forgot to be outraged by the a-men-is-never-uninterested-in-a-woman thing! So, well done for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the gardener Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I was thinking of more easily made mistakes such as confusing her with Brook Shields (name) or someone who is a bit similar to her in terms of who she is and what she does. Well I think I'd definitely be able to bed her since I genuinely don't know who she is. Is she a film star? What's she been in then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theboltonfury Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Well I think I'd definitely be able to bed her since I genuinely don't know who she is. Is she a film star? What's she been in then? She's just well known for being fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theboltonfury Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Oh is that it. I was struggling to figure out why she was famous too. A modern day Raquel Welsh. Shit actor, terrible presenter, just bloody marvellous to look at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ologhai Jones Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Shit actor, terrible presenter, just bloody marvellous to look at. Aren't people with a CV like that normally called 'models'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingding Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I'd crawl over broken glass for a w@nk on her shadow. Oh I like that sir, verily I do. <Noted for future pub banter> I do presume you know she's agreed to do Playboy? I'm saving my pennies and have chosen a stash area that would rival Alcatraz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theboltonfury Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Aren't people with a CV like that normally called 'models'? Yes. Then they split into 2 groups. Catwalk - often ugly, skinny and spotty, but look great in clothes. Utterly conceited, pretentious and scabby little things. Glamour - more my sort. Caked in make up, big knockers, big hair, sky high heels. Thick as pig shit and do you want you want if you ply them with LaBoutins. Our Kelly, is more the latter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccc Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Glamour - more my sort. Caked in make up, big knockers, big hair, sky high heels. Thick as pig shit and do you want you want if you ply them with LaBoutins. Now we are talking !! I like this look too. In fact most blokes do - hence why they appear in lads mags !! Have you noticed the latest fashions for birds these days ? It is almost like the look to go for is the 'complete and utter fake slag' look. Massive hair, too much makeup, fake eyelashes. Even non slutty birds are at it. Not that I mind like..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theboltonfury Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Now we are talking !! I like this look too. In fact most blokes do - hence why they appear in lads mags !! Have you noticed the latest fashions for birds these days ? It is almost like the look to go for is the 'complete and utter fake slag' look. Massive hair, too much makeup, fake eyelashes. Even non slutty birds are at it. Not that I mind like..... It's great when these looks come round again. We pretend not to have any interest, but really, we're delighted. I remember a few years ago and all the rage for birds was cloggy type wedges. I despaired. What I wanted was at the end of the night to have my way with Mrs Fury whilst she tottered around in 5 inch leopard skin stilettos, not some mutliple 'wrap around the calf' comfortable wedge. I am so easily pleased, and I think most guys are too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyracantha Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Aren't people with a CV like that normally called 'models'? "Eye candy" - how shallow our society has become where the lucky or slightly more attractive do so well. I still would though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_Claudius Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I stand by disinterested - a man is never uninterested in a woman (unless he's gay). uh oh I must be gay............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichB Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 uh oh I must be gay............. Get the right leather jumpsuit, aforementioned 5 inch leopard skin heels (ideally with a boot attached), way to much makeup, decent haircut, ball gag and a rubber mask, should be good to go Got to remember to have safe sex though - get a paper bag over your head to avoid lasting injury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theboltonfury Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Get the right leather jumpsuit, aforementioned 5 inch leopard skin heels (ideally with a boot attached), way to much makeup, decent haircut, ball gag and a rubber mask, should be good to go Got to remember to have safe sex though - get a paper bag over your head to avoid lasting injury. I'm sorry, but some things are off limits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Sadman Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 She's probably after Gavin Henson now he and charlotte church seem to have split. Didnt she dump Jason Statham for more sucessful Billy Zane. Although maybe Statham is more sucessful now. Maybe she's doing the same with rugby players. That is the first and last celeb based post i intend to make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theboltonfury Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 She's probably after Gavin Henson now he and charlotte church seem to have split. Didnt she dump Jason Statham for more sucessful Billy Zane. Although maybe Statham is more sucessful now. Maybe she's doing the same with rugby players. That is the first and last celeb based post i intend to make. I would imagine that most professional athletes who (mostly) treat their bodies as temples would rather die that date the useless, gobby, flabby, sack of shit that is Charlotte Church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Sadman Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I would imagine that most professional athletes who (mostly) treat their bodies as temples would rather die that date the useless, gobby, flabby, sack of shit that is Charlotte Church. I have to admit ive always wondered what gavin henson, who could probably get any woman he wanted, saw in the chain smoking, kebab chomping grease hound that is charlotte church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I would imagine that most professional athletes who (mostly) treat their bodies as temples would rather die that date the useless, gobby, flabby, sack of shit that is Charlotte Church. And she was so angelic a mere decade ago. Just goes to show what money can do to some people, and not for the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theboltonfury Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 And she was so angelic a mere decade ago. Just goes to show what money can do to some people, and not for the better. They let Barrymore get to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 They let Barrymore get to her. Now he really is an object lesson in profligate self destruction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theboltonfury Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Now he really is an object lesson in profligate self destruction. Just shows that no matter who you are, no matter how long you've been at the very top, you can be finished in a split second, forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest anorthosite Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I'm sorry, but some things are off limits. Kelly Brook for anyone on here will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Just shows that no matter who you are, no matter how long you've been at the very top, you can be finished in a split second, forever. Absolutely. Celebrities tend to think they are invincible, but fame is fleeting. Nothing lasts forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theboltonfury Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Kelly Brook for anyone on here will be. Very likely. However, once upon landing at Gatwick about 15 years ago, I found myself standing next to the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen in the actual flesh, who in turn was standing next to the ugliest man I'd ever seen in the flesh. I was stunned and yet given real hope in life. I'd just disemabarked from the samne plane as Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Hovis Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Very likely. However, once upon landing at Gatwick about 15 years ago, I found myself standing next to the most beautiful woman I'd ever seen in the actual flesh, who in turn was standing next to the ugliest man I'd ever seen in the flesh. I was stunned and yet given real hope in life. I'd just disemabarked from the samne plane as Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett. Cripes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmunk Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Cripes! or Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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