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I didn't realise I qualified as a low life by being a renter.

Imagine how bad I feel being a lodger :( Now imagine how bad it makes me feel having lots of spare money at the end of the month because I am a lodger :D

Belfast Boy spontaneously breaks into song, "I'm having the time of my life, and I owe it all to house price crash."

Not long to wait now DB and the wait will be worth it.

Here is my favorite lawyer quote:-

◦Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

◦Witness: "No."

◦Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

◦Witness: "No."

◦Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"

◦Witness: "No."

◦Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

◦Witness: "No."

◦Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

◦Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

◦Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"

◦Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

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  • 399 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?

      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%

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