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Makes sense I suppose, he spent years working in a big joke shop surrounded by clowns.

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I'm going to show my hand here and I know it's not a popular viewpoint but.....

I am a MASSIVE Lembit fan - have been since day 1.

Reasons:

1. He wants us to prepare a strategy to deal with a predicted catastrophic meteorite impact.

The guy is descended from a pretty serious astronomer. The facts are that we have the tech to detect earth grazing lumps of rock. Even amateurs are having a stab at it these days. Do some research into these rocks. Soon you will find that statistically, we are long overdue a visit, and when they hit, it's bad. Really bad. In the old days of the cold war with nukes at the ready and a working space shuttle fleet - we had a chance of dealing with one of these monsters if we had enough warning. Now, and moving forward.... we are practically helpless.

2. He's banged a Cheeky girl (perhaps 2) and a pretty fit weather girl.

When he's not trying to prepare mankind for catastrophes that would make the great depression and both world wars look like a suspect fart - he's laying claim to some poontang that ain't too shoddy.

3. His stand up career

How many people who criticise have ever tried this. I've done a bit - and it's AS HARD AS ******ING NAILS.

4. He crashed a paraglider and broke his back in twelve places, as well as his ribs, sternum and jaw.

AND HIS JAW IS STILL AS CROOKED AS IT EVER WAS!!

Seriously though - he is a big supporter of spinal injury charities.

Show me 1 person in the house at the moment who can hold a candle to this guy an terms of life experience, sheer balls and a grasp of the bigger picture.

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Guest sillybear2

I'm going to show my hand here and I know it's not a popular viewpoint but.....

I am a MASSIVE Lembit fan - have been since day 1.

Reasons:

1. He wants us to prepare a strategy to deal with a predicted catastrophic meteorite impact.

The guy is descended from a pretty serious astronomer. The facts are that we have the tech to detect earth grazing lumps of rock. Even amateurs are having a stab at it these days. Do some research into these rocks. Soon you will find that statistically, we are long overdue a visit, and when they hit, it's bad. Really bad.

What are the chances of it precisely impacting the spewing Macondo 252 well, thus sealing it shut? <_<

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What are the chances of it precisely impacting the spewing Macondo 252 well, thus sealing it shut? <_<

The Gulf of Mexico has a bit of history in this area!

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I'm going to show my hand here and I know it's not a popular viewpoint but.....

I am a MASSIVE Lembit fan - have been since day 1.

Reasons:

1. He wants us to prepare a strategy to deal with a predicted catastrophic meteorite impact.

The guy is descended from a pretty serious astronomer. The facts are that we have the tech to detect earth grazing lumps of rock. Even amateurs are having a stab at it these days. Do some research into these rocks. Soon you will find that statistically, we are long overdue a visit, and when they hit, it's bad. Really bad. In the old days of the cold war with nukes at the ready and a working space shuttle fleet - we had a chance of dealing with one of these monsters if we had enough warning. Now, and moving forward.... we are practically helpless.

2. He's banged a Cheeky girl (perhaps 2) and a pretty fit weather girl.

When he's not trying to prepare mankind for catastrophes that would make the great depression and both world wars look like a suspect fart - he's laying claim to some poontang that ain't too shoddy.

3. His stand up career

How many people who criticise have ever tried this. I've done a bit - and it's AS HARD AS ******ING NAILS.

4. He crashed a paraglider and broke his back in twelve places, as well as his ribs, sternum and jaw.

AND HIS JAW IS STILL AS CROOKED AS IT EVER WAS!!

Seriously though - he is a big supporter of spinal injury charities.

Show me 1 person in the house at the moment who can hold a candle to this guy an terms of life experience, sheer balls and a grasp of the bigger picture.

Your main issue here seems to be you think the cheeky girls are fit.

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I'm going to show my hand here and I know it's not a popular viewpoint but.....

I am a MASSIVE Lembit fan - have been since day 1.

Reasons:

1. He wants us to prepare a strategy to deal with a predicted catastrophic meteorite impact.

The guy is descended from a pretty serious astronomer. The facts are that we have the tech to detect earth grazing lumps of rock. Even amateurs are having a stab at it these days. Do some research into these rocks. Soon you will find that statistically, we are long overdue a visit, and when they hit, it's bad. Really bad. In the old days of the cold war with nukes at the ready and a working space shuttle fleet - we had a chance of dealing with one of these monsters if we had enough warning. Now, and moving forward.... we are practically helpless.

2. He's banged a Cheeky girl (perhaps 2) and a pretty fit weather girl.

When he's not trying to prepare mankind for catastrophes that would make the great depression and both world wars look like a suspect fart - he's laying claim to some poontang that ain't too shoddy.

3. His stand up career

How many people who criticise have ever tried this. I've done a bit - and it's AS HARD AS ******ING NAILS.

4. He crashed a paraglider and broke his back in twelve places, as well as his ribs, sternum and jaw.

AND HIS JAW IS STILL AS CROOKED AS IT EVER WAS!!

Seriously though - he is a big supporter of spinal injury charities.

Show me 1 person in the house at the moment who can hold a candle to this guy an terms of life experience, sheer balls and a grasp of the bigger picture.

Fair play to him, and for you for standing up for him SBN.

I find him irritating but your list outweighs that minor flaw. And the Cheeky Girls are fit.

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  • 152 Brexit, House prices and Summer 2020

    1. 1. Including the effects Brexit, where do you think average UK house prices will be relative to now in June 2020?


      • down 5% +
      • down 2.5%
      • Even
      • up 2.5%
      • up 5%



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